Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

alwrong

What the word alright is.

The English language is degrading. Let's speak German.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

Ø

An O with a stroke through it used in Danish. It looks cool, but unfortunately is not used in English. What a pity.

Ø is cool, but Þ and ß are much cooler.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005

AOL

Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.

Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

PAR

1. An idiot's name for AR (Action Replay), a cheat device made by Datel for many systems.

2. A cheat device for SNES, which people think is also made for Game Boy Advance, GCN, XBox, PS2, etc., hence number 1.

3. The worst you can do in golf without doing bad (i.e. getting a bogey).

1. OMG i u3s t3h p4r 2 ch337!!!11

2. See number 1.

3. A par is no birdie.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b September 21, 2004

P-Gage

The PSP, which is likely to fail, since it has too many unnecessary features, as well as a short battery life and a steep price.

Only a graphics whore likes the P-Gage.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

Everything else Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

®

A registered trademark sign.

Someday® everything® will® be® a® registered® trademark®.

This® definition® is® brought® to® you® by® the® letter® Þ®.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b May 13, 2005