Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one

I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

NOTE: I re-submitted this because of a typo in the last version.

Everything else > Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005

Ø

An O with a stroke through it used in Danish. It looks cool, but unfortunately is not used in English. What a pity.

Ø is cool, but Þ and ß are much cooler.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

Everything else Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".

Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004

®

A registered trademark sign.

Someday® everything® will® be® a® registered® trademark®.

This® definition® is® brought® to® you® by® the® letter® Þ®.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b May 13, 2005

AOL

Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.

Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004