Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

Everything else Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".

Illiterate Bastards make Baby Jesus cry.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004

MNG

A file type one would _think_ makes animated GIFs nearly obsolete, but instead doesn't have much support.

MNG barely has any support, and isn't very well known. It's a shame, really.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b March 21, 2005

alwrong

What the word alright is.

The English language is degrading. Let's speak German.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b April 7, 2005

P-Gage

The PSP, which is likely to fail, since it has too many unnecessary features, as well as a short battery life and a steep price.

Only a graphics whore likes the P-Gage.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

real

Hillbilly speak for "really".

He'll be here real soon.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 19, 2005

it's

How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".

Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004