Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

AOL

Fascist "ISP" who fortunately stopped calling themselves "number one", but still pretends that they're reinventing the Internet AND annoys people with CDs in the mail every day. On top of that, dial-up connections are MUCH slower than the already slow 56K.

Look, if I wanted AOL, I'd order a CD. I don't need you to remind me that you still haven't gone to hell.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

®

A registered trademark sign.

Someday® everything® will® be® a® registered® trademark®.

This® definition® is® brought® to® you® by® the® letter® Þ®.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b May 13, 2005

P-Gage

The PSP, which is likely to fail, since it has too many unnecessary features, as well as a short battery life and a steep price.

Only a graphics whore likes the P-Gage.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004

Ø

An O with a stroke through it used in Danish. It looks cool, but unfortunately is not used in English. What a pity.

Ø is cool, but Þ and ß are much cooler.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005

your

The possesive form of "you". To idiots, it is a contraction of "you are", which makes absolutely no sense to people with a brain.

Me: All your base...
SmarterChild: All I'm base? Tell me more.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004

real

Hillbilly speak for "really".

He'll be here real soon.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 19, 2005

MNG

A file type one would _think_ makes animated GIFs nearly obsolete, but instead doesn't have much support.

MNG barely has any support, and isn't very well known. It's a shame, really.

by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b March 21, 2005