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Intelligence: The Anti-N00b's definitions

dial-up

Slow medium for connecting to the Internet, which some people STILL use because:
1. They can't afford broadband (understandable, unlike the following)
2. They don't know about other ways to connect
3. They've been brainwashed into thinking AOL is number one
I'm surprised dial-up isn't free.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
mugGet the dial-upmug.

Netscape

A browser superior to Internet Explorer, but inferior to everything else.

NOTE: I re-submitted this because of a typo in the last version.
Everything else > Netscape > pen and paper > Internet Explorer
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 26, 2005
mugGet the Netscapemug.

P-Gage

The PSP, which is likely to fail, since it has too many unnecessary features, as well as a short battery life and a steep price.
Only a graphics whore likes the P-Gage.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 4, 2004
mugGet the P-Gagemug.

Illiterate Bastards

The average American. IM client of choice is almost always AIM or ICQ, and computer is usually filled with gobs of spyware due to not using Ad-Aware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, or other legit anti-spyware programs while using Internet Explorer, as well as clicking on every popup and ActiveX window seen thinking "OMG liek i won!1111".
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 6, 2004
mugGet the Illiterate Bastardsmug.

Ø

An O with a stroke through it used in Danish. It looks cool, but unfortunately is not used in English. What a pity.
Ø is cool, but Þ and ß are much cooler.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 12, 2005
mugGet the Ømug.

real

He'll be here real soon.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b February 19, 2005
mugGet the realmug.

®

Someday® everything® will® be® a® registered® trademark®.

This® definition® is® brought® to® you® by® the® letter® Þ®.
mugGet the ®mug.

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