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A phrase you say after a joke if it flies past the people's heads. A question that may be responded to with I don't get it.
!: What do you call a sexy shark?
#: burr...
!: A nurse shark! Get it!!??
#: I don't get it...
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
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duct tape

(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.
Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006
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adorkable

Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.
That dork is so adorkable I could just hug him till I die.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
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pitology

It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).
When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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clarifuscate

To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.
Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.

When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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