Insufficient Postage's definitions

the talk of the town

The main source of gossip and or discussion in a large population.

My jumping off the Niagara Fall nude and surviving will be the talk of the town when I'm thirty two years old.

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

Get it

A phrase you say after a joke if it flies past the people's heads. A question that may be responded to with I don't get it.

!: What do you call a sexy shark?
#: burr...
!: A nurse shark! Get it!!??
#: I don't get it...

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

clarifuscate

To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.

Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.

When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

Were-Rabbit

A giant, voracious, veggie-ravaging rabbit that only appears during the full moon. Has giant teeth the size of axe blades. From Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.

Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
Omninous organ music plays

Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!

by Insufficient Postage May 22, 2006

InactiveSync

How to describe Microsoft's ActiveSync utility when it's not working properly--which is most of the time.

I hope you fry in hell, InactiveSync.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006