Definitions by Insufficient Postage

hobgobbler

A glutton.

One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.

That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.

hobgobbler by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

i didn't do it 

A famous phrase by Bart Simpson that got him on TV.

Bart Simpson: knocks down something I didn't do it.
laughter

i didn't do it by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

the talk of the town 

The main source of gossip and or discussion in a large population.

My jumping off the Niagara Fall nude and surviving will be the talk of the town when I'm thirty two years old.

the talk of the town by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

Get it 

A phrase you say after a joke if it flies past the people's heads. A question that may be responded to with I don't get it.

!: What do you call a sexy shark?
#: burr...
!: A nurse shark! Get it!!??
#: I don't get it...

Get it by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

dreary

. How I feel when it rains or when my cello breaks and I feel like part of my soul is missing.

.. Gloomy

Raindrops make me dreary, but that doesn't mean my eyes get teary.

dreary by insufficient postage October 23, 2005