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I think so

A way of saying that you don't know but want to make it look like you might know. Similar to saying "I'm pretty sure," but could also mean "I'm not totally sure."
Soldad: Did you do your homework?
Sonia: I think so.

Jeff: Is the final tomorrow?
Lola: I think so.

Chris: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Jackie: I think so.
Chris: Is that a yes or a no?
by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006
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neck of the woods

Your area. Your region or neighborhood.
Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.

What time is it in your neck of the woods?
by Insufficient Postage April 30, 2006
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flight of fancy

An idea which shows a lot of imagination but which is not practical or useful in real situations.

An unrealistic idea or fantastic notion, a pipe dream.
i had a flight of fancy of becoming a kickboxing star/ martial arts champion of the world and without thinking, decided to join kickboxing club. i got my face broken in ten places and three broken ribs the second week of practice.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
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ice meme

The thought of global ape domination is indeed an ice meme. Wait, there's already an ape running a superpower...maybe we aren't too far from it after all! We're doomed!
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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Opotamus

A hippo that has ceased to be hip.

Word used to describe anything that thinks it's cool, but isn't or anything that was once cool, but isn't anymore due to arrogance or a changing of the times.
Pachelbel the Panther: See Herbie over there? Think he all fly 'n shit, yawning like he don't give a fuck 'bout whether he gets mauled by Leo. He one straight opotamus.
Andy the Aardvark: Yeah, man. Think he all badass 'n cool, when he really just a bigass, lazy mo'fucka.

Hungry Hippos are the opposite of opotamus.

Bell bottoms are opotamus.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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duct tape

(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.
Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006
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pitology

It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).
When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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