Insufficient Postage's definitions

duct tape

(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.

Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!

by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006

flight of fancy

An idea which shows a lot of imagination but which is not practical or useful in real situations.

An unrealistic idea or fantastic notion, a pipe dream.

i had a flight of fancy of becoming a kickboxing star/ martial arts champion of the world and without thinking, decided to join kickboxing club. i got my face broken in ten places and three broken ribs the second week of practice.

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

I think so

A way of saying that you don't know but want to make it look like you might know. Similar to saying "I'm pretty sure," but could also mean "I'm not totally sure."

Soldad: Did you do your homework?
Sonia: I think so.

Jeff: Is the final tomorrow?
Lola: I think so.

Chris: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Jackie: I think so.
Chris: Is that a yes or a no?

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

InactiveSync

How to describe Microsoft's ActiveSync utility when it's not working properly--which is most of the time.

I hope you fry in hell, InactiveSync.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

neck of the woods

Your area. Your region or neighborhood.

Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.

What time is it in your neck of the woods?

by Insufficient Postage April 30, 2006

I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

wtz

Acronym for "What the za," za being a word short for pizza.

WTZ? I ordered a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut and all I get are two pepperonis on each slice!?

by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006