Insufficient Postage's definitions
An idea which shows a lot of imagination but which is not practical or useful in real situations.
An unrealistic idea or fantastic notion, a pipe dream.
An unrealistic idea or fantastic notion, a pipe dream.
i had a flight of fancy of becoming a kickboxing star/ martial arts champion of the world and without thinking, decided to join kickboxing club. i got my face broken in ten places and three broken ribs the second week of practice.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.
When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

A glutton.
One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.
One who gormadizes, acts like a piggy, or has a tendency to wolf down food in a virtuosic or uncontrollable manner.
That hobgobbler sure knows how to clean his plate. Jeez, look at him stuff his face in that butterscotch pudding. He should go into competitive eating when he gets older.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

Anyone who favors incoherence, volume, or repetition over reason in an attempt to force outrageous lies on people, often in pursuit of a bastardized agenda. One who promotes and presents twisted truth as truth and spouts extremist bullcrap.
Anyone with a loud mouth.
Anyone with a loud mouth.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

My jumping off the Niagara Fall nude and surviving will be the talk of the town when I'm thirty two years old.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

A phrase you say after a joke if it flies past the people's heads. A question that may be responded to with I don't get it.
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.
What time is it in your neck of the woods?
What time is it in your neck of the woods?
by Insufficient Postage April 30, 2006
