InTheKitchenCookingActualPies's definitions

eyebrash

1: When a persons eyebrows are so disgustingly untamed and long, that the eyebrows practically invade and rival eyelash territory.

Example:

Girl 1: My drivers ed teacher has like, the longest eyebrows EVER!

Girl 2: Eww! Are they like, eyebrashes?

Girl 1: Totally! It's like he wears like, mascara on them.

Girl 2: He sounds like, totes gross.

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies August 19, 2014

sexsagge

When a man is having a woman from behind, while also giving her a back massage.

Girl "This morning my back really hurts, but I am horney too."
Guy "How about a sexsagge?"
Girl "Ok!" (Flips over)

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 2, 2014