InTheKitchenCookingActualPies's definitions

brawsing

Surfing the web for bras.

Girl: I've got to find the right bra for a backless dress I'm wearing on my wedding.

Other girl: Oh man, bra shopping can be so tough.

Girl: Yeah, I'll probably spend hours brawsing.

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 23, 2016

accidental neckbeardism

When one employs the well-intentioned albeit condescending misogynism of a neckbeard by mistake, often through a misunderstanding that occurs through timing or coincidence.

Woke guy #1: Just left rehearsal for Fiddler on the Roof and still had my fedora on. Went to fix it as this woman walked by me, and I'm pretty sure she thought I was tipping my hat to her.

Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 4, 2019

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

eyebrash

1: When a persons eyebrows are so disgustingly untamed and long, that the eyebrows practically invade and rival eyelash territory.

Example:

Girl 1: My drivers ed teacher has like, the longest eyebrows EVER!

Girl 2: Eww! Are they like, eyebrashes?

Girl 1: Totally! It's like he wears like, mascara on them.

Girl 2: He sounds like, totes gross.

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies August 19, 2014

sexsagge

When a man is having a woman from behind, while also giving her a back massage.

Girl "This morning my back really hurts, but I am horney too."
Guy "How about a sexsagge?"
Girl "Ok!" (Flips over)

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 2, 2014

Five dollar foot long

When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.

Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016