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hheh

The edgier, hornier brother of your standard "heh" laugh. Used primarily by former emo kids or fucking idiots, esp after making a particularly bad joke, usually of a sexual nature.

GF: Quit screwing around, we need to fill up these holes in the ground
BF: I'll fill up YOUR holes in the ground
GF: hheh

by Implying713 December 29, 2018

Trollpedo

The trollpedo is defined as any airborne projectile that - whether with intention or not - makes contact with an unsuspecting party's face. Trollpedoes always result in massive amounts of pain and lulz, and are soon after followed by rage-mode.

Note: Do not EVER attempt to throw a trollpedo at a bear. Bears will kill you.

Josh was being a noob, so I hit him in the face with a trollpedo just for the lulz. Then he digivolved into a fucking bear and clawed my pasty ginger ass to pieces.

by Implying713 June 15, 2011

Gyarados

Gyarados is a large, blue, dragon-like animal hailing from the hit Pokemon gaming series. Recognizable by its serpentine body and constantly opened mouth, Gyarados is a popular choice among male players for its fierce and intimidatding looks.
Gyarados evolves from Magikarp, conversely the weakest of all Pokemon by far. Evolving a Magikarp into a Gyarados is highly worth it, however, as a well-raised one can effectively rape the shit out of many other Pokemon.

Gyarados is incredibly badass.
Mark: "LOL dude you suck at Pokemon"
Doug: "FUCK YOU! GYARADOS, use HYPER BEAM!!!"
Mark: "you just decimated my entire party asshole"

by Implying713 June 15, 2011

Puffy

A nickname for a girl who has pleasantly large breasts. Often describes a woman who is vain about her shapely mammary glands.

Vicky: They call me Puffy!
Doug: Why?
Vicky: I don't KNOW!! (thrusts breasts violently into Doug's face)

by Implying713 July 9, 2011

FATALITY

Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.

Jimmy: Hey guys!
Doug: Oh God, JIMMY WATCH OUT FOR JOSH
Jimmy: Wh-*splatter*
Josh: FATALITY

by Implying713 July 6, 2011

Don't Give a Fuck

When you've absolutely had it with someone's bullshit and seriously couldn't care any less about what they do or say from here on out. Commonly felt among people who've been walked all over for most of their life.

girl: Hey I'm sorry I keep leading you on and getting involved with a bunch of other guys but I have a lot going on and I really don't know what I want right now so I was wondering if you'd give me another chance please?
guy: Look me straight in the eye, and tell me how DEAD SERIOUS I am when I tell you I don't give a fuck.

by Implying713 October 8, 2011

The Lulz

That which you do things for. Theoretically, the lulz can consist of anything that could potentially cause any person or group to burst out in extreme fits of the giggle-snorts. Lulz, being a corruption of the acronym "lol," can also be used as an exclamation of joy gained from a particularly hilarious situation.

Doug: Hey, Alex, why do you have to slam my locker shut every day?
Alex: I do it for the lulz.

Doug: Hey guys that douchebag just got punched in the face by an old lady.
Josiah: Oh my god, that's pure lulz.

Doug: FUCK!
Teacher: Doug, you have detention at three after school.
Josh: Lulz!

by Implying713 January 13, 2011