The one person who nobody likes and just has to ruin everyone's fun. Commonly seen being a douchebag while committing actions that are completely irrelevant to the situation.
Josh: Guys, I just found out I actually like football. I might keep playing if no stupid jackasses show up this time.
Doug: Oh God, here comes that guy.
That Guy: Sup guys. Any of you get laid yet? Josh, are you still a virgin? I'm gonna get you laid this summer.
Josh: That's it, I'm gone.
That Guy: Hold on, guys, I'm gonna fire up some mary-j for a minute. *starts puffing away on a joint*
Doug: Oh God, here comes that guy.
That Guy: Sup guys. Any of you get laid yet? Josh, are you still a virgin? I'm gonna get you laid this summer.
Josh: That's it, I'm gone.
That Guy: Hold on, guys, I'm gonna fire up some mary-j for a minute. *starts puffing away on a joint*
by Implying713 June 24, 2011
Get the That Guymug. A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.
Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.
Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.
Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?
by Implying713 July 06, 2011
Get the just kiddingmug. Something very fun to scream after beating the shit out of someone - preferably small, helpless, and pathetic.
by Implying713 July 06, 2011
Get the FATALITYmug. To waste vast amounts of time and effort on multiple ways of trying to accomplish something you'll never be able to pull off.
Doug: Dude, Mike thinks he can totally get this chick in bed but I doubt she'd even hold his hand.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
Trevor: Yeah, I heard she turned him down when he asked her out on a date, and when he slipped roofies into her drink at the party last night she never picked it back up anyway.
Doug: Talk about killing two stones with one bird.
by Implying713 June 24, 2011
Get the Killing Two Stones With One Birdmug. That which you do things for. Theoretically, the lulz can consist of anything that could potentially cause any person or group to burst out in extreme fits of the giggle-snorts. Lulz, being a corruption of the acronym "lol," can also be used as an exclamation of joy gained from a particularly hilarious situation.
Doug: Hey, Alex, why do you have to slam my locker shut every day?
Alex: I do it for the lulz.
Doug: Hey guys that douchebag just got punched in the face by an old lady.
Josiah: Oh my god, that's pure lulz.
Doug: FUCK!
Teacher: Doug, you have detention at three after school.
Josh: Lulz!
Alex: I do it for the lulz.
Doug: Hey guys that douchebag just got punched in the face by an old lady.
Josiah: Oh my god, that's pure lulz.
Doug: FUCK!
Teacher: Doug, you have detention at three after school.
Josh: Lulz!
by Implying713 January 13, 2011
Get the The Lulzmug. A lollernaut (portmanteau of "lol" and "astronaut") is any individual who sides himself neither with good nor evil - only the lulz. Lollernauts are generally extremely hilarious but also socially unapproachable. This rare breed of people associates themselves with the League of Lulz, founded in Altoona, PA by Jew the Imperator - the first official lollernaut.
The term was coined by League of Lulz member Doug E. Fresh, the third official LOL member and regional King of Fail.
The term was coined by League of Lulz member Doug E. Fresh, the third official LOL member and regional King of Fail.
Lollernauts... For great justice!!!1
by Implying713 January 20, 2011
Get the Lollernautmug. A special maneuver known only by ninjas, Chuck Norris, Captain Falcon, and Jesus. This meme originated from the popular (albeit overrated) anime "Naruto," in an episode where the character named Gai performs a flying side-kick into the antagonist's face, during which he - in typical anime fashion - screams out the name of his attack: Dynamic Entry.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.
To perform a dynamic entry, one must come out of absolutely nowhere into a given situation and spontaneously kick one or more persons' asses. The attack may or may not contain massive amounts of gar (the polar opposite of gay), but a dynamic entry - especially in real life - always generates extreme lulz.
Josiah: Josh, get the door, someone's knocking.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.
Josh: *opens front door*
Doug: DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!1 *actually manages to kick Josh's ass*
Josiah: Hey, asshole, you're late by like half an hour. Where the f#ck where you?
Doug: Beating off.
by Implying713 January 28, 2011
Get the Dynamic Entrymug.