3 definitions by Imallaboutthatlife
America is the place where you would find an old white lady complaining to a Puerto Rican to "Speak English Mexican" , the place where everyone hates on Trump and those who don't are afraid to admit it-Yet he is the President, the place where All Lives Matter is extremely offensive to Black Lives Matter, the place where a shooting happens and people feel sorry about it...that's it, the place where congress members are old enough to fart dust, the place where most people think others talking about America are referring to ONLY the United States, the place where a 3rd of people are unable to answer what year 9/11 was on, half where NY is located, and less than a 5th of people where Iraq and Afghanistan is located, the place where food quantity over quality is valued, the place where there's "no such thing as British bacon... that's ham", the place where you see an Ashley Madison commercial on TV and no one bats an eye...Proceed to "This is America" by Childish Gambino.
"Hey Billy, is America a continent or a country?"
"You mean the United States? It's a country, dumbass."
"You mean the United States? It's a country, dumbass."
by Imallaboutthatlife November 21, 2018
Ah yes, everyone knows a “Gary”... It’s that one guy you don’t care enough to know his name and tries way too hard to push your buttons but doesn’t get anywhere. Just put him where he belongs: Shut up Gary....
by Imallaboutthatlife July 24, 2020
by Imallaboutthatlife February 6, 2017