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A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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Today, pocket-sized computers that have (mostly) the same functions of a regular-sized desktop or laptop computer can do; i.e. read, write, surfing the web, look at the time and keeping time, listening to music, gaming (not the high-detail games like Skyrim, Call of Duty and such), e-mailing, etc.
The best feature these pocket-sized computers are well known for are the ability to call and text just like a cell phone, except a little more "modern". These are called "Smartphones".
Today, pocket-sized computers that have (mostly) the same functions of a regular-sized desktop or laptop computer can do; i.e. read, write, surfing the web, look at the time and keeping time, listening to music, gaming (not the high-detail games like Skyrim, Call of Duty and such), e-mailing, etc.
The best feature these pocket-sized computers are well known for are the ability to call and text just like a cell phone, except a little more "modern". These are called "Smartphones".
Girl (on her 12th birthday): "YAAY! SOO excited! I got my first phone! I can't wait to show it to my friends at school!"
(The next day at school):
Girl: Hey, do you like my new cell phone? I got it got my birthday, yesterday."
Friend of Girl: "What is that ugly thing?? *scoff* You call that a phone? What is this, the 90's? Get a real phone like mine" *holds up a slim, shiny, new smartphone*
Girl: That's not a phone, that's a pocket sized computer!"
Friend of Girl: "Oh, true, but mine's still better than yours. Mine's the shit, yours is.... shit"
(The next day at school):
Girl: Hey, do you like my new cell phone? I got it got my birthday, yesterday."
Friend of Girl: "What is that ugly thing?? *scoff* You call that a phone? What is this, the 90's? Get a real phone like mine" *holds up a slim, shiny, new smartphone*
Girl: That's not a phone, that's a pocket sized computer!"
Friend of Girl: "Oh, true, but mine's still better than yours. Mine's the shit, yours is.... shit"
by Ilisten2Metal April 19, 2014
Get the Cell Phone mug.Meaning edible. A combination of the words masticate and edible, both have similar meanings, thus making it useful in the context referring to food.
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Get the Mastical mug.A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014
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The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.
The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.
The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.
The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.
The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor
The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons
The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.
The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.
The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.
Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.
The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.
The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.
The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.
The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor
The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons
The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.
The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.
The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.
Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
by Ilisten2Metal May 1, 2014
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My little brother is watching his favorite educational television show in the living room, he has that thing too loud and it's interfering with my video game!
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