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Ring of Death

Not to be confused with Red Ring of Death, which is when an Xbox 360 console receives an error, and shows three of the four lights glowing red.

The Ring of Death, however, can mean many things; but in gaming terms (which is most often used) refers to when a video game disc receives a laser burn that revolves around the disk, which is parallel to the hole in the middle. It is very difficult to remove this and often results in the disc being thrown away.
Aw Damn it! I got the ring of death on my call of duty MW3 disc! Shit! Fuck! *Throws away*
by Ilisten2Metal June 15, 2014
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Educational Television

The most annoying and the most boring thing to happen to television. Parents advise their children to watch it, but they eventually can't take the trauma anymore. Appropriate for children 5 and under, but children over 5 usually watch more non-educational, but still lame and boring TV. Do you want to learn where Dora The Explorer goes next? Well lets not find out, and watch something worth while, mmkay?
My little brother is watching his favorite educational television show in the living room, he has that thing too loud and it's interfering with my video game!
by Ilisten2Metal April 13, 2014
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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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America Day

by Ilisten2Metal July 4, 2014
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Janiter

A common misspelling of the word Janitor.

A Janitor is someone who is in charge to do all the maintenance in a building of any sort (private, public, etc.).
"Eric, spell 'Janitor'"

"J-A-N-I-T-E-R (janiter)"

"You misspelled it, dumbass. It's J-A-N-I-T-O-R!"

"Oh..."
by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014
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Public Dump

The horrific act where someone suddenly decides to take a massive shit in the middle of a public location, i.e. a public park, public school, or anywhere within the middle of a city.
I was mortified when I saw my elder brother take a public dump in the middle of the sidewalk... PU it stinks!
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
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Thought Chain

When you think about something which leads you to think about something else, then that thought will lead to another thought, and so on until you are realizing what is happening.
I had a thought chain recently, it went like this:

I was thinking about sex, then I started to think about me being a father, then I started to think about my future, then I started to think about my future career, then I thought about me being a hobo, then I started to think about me dying until I wondered why I was thinking about dying. Then it all came to me...
by Ilisten2Metal July 9, 2014
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