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Educational Television

The most annoying and the most boring thing to happen to television. Parents advise their children to watch it, but they eventually can't take the trauma anymore. Appropriate for children 5 and under, but children over 5 usually watch more non-educational, but still lame and boring TV. Do you want to learn where Dora The Explorer goes next? Well lets not find out, and watch something worth while, mmkay?
My little brother is watching his favorite educational television show in the living room, he has that thing too loud and it's interfering with my video game!
by Ilisten2Metal April 13, 2014
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Dump Neighbor

Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"

"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."

"Who's Mike?"

"He's my dump neighbor."

"oh..."
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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Public Dump

The horrific act where someone suddenly decides to take a massive shit in the middle of a public location, i.e. a public park, public school, or anywhere within the middle of a city.
I was mortified when I saw my elder brother take a public dump in the middle of the sidewalk... PU it stinks!
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
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internet speech

see also text talk.

A form of speech popularized by teens and young adults who spend too much time on the internet. This is similar to text talk, however shortened phrases and words commonly used on forums, email, and social media are being said out loud in regular speech. Most commonly referred as an online form of speech, where it only happens in text form when on the internet, but that's not always the case.
I spoke in internet speech to my friends, and they could barely understand me.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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Morning Before

The opposite of morning after where an individual feels fine without any headaches or such before he/she parties and gets drunk all night long. Unlike the morning after, where you have to deal with killer headaches, you will feel normally fine, only to realize that you were later invited to a party to get crossfaded or drunk.
I spend the morning before doing my homework for chemistry in college, but after I was invited to that party last night, I had to deal with killer headaches and needed pain reliever.
by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014
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|__)__)

ass. The essential cushion you can't resist that comes with every lover.
I miss her |__)__) (ass). It was nice and firm... sigh...
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
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