Feelin' Like a Boss

Unlike when you do things like a boss, you apply it to your own self, your pride.

When you feel like a boss, you think you are the greatest thing in existence. You are so cool, that all the people around you want to be like you. People will sometimes say that you have swag.
"Damn, look at Nick!"

"Yeah, I see he's feelin' like a boss."

"I wanna be him some day."
by Ilisten2Metal June 05, 2014
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Dump Neighbor

Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"

"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."

"Who's Mike?"

"He's my dump neighbor."

"oh..."
by Ilisten2Metal June 10, 2014
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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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America Day

Today is America Day! Cheers!
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Afterwipe

The feeling or sensation of just wiping after taking a shit. It can either be pleasing or annoying.
After taking a dump and returning to my game, my afterwipe feeling has been botherin' me.
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School bathrooms

A living hellhole.

The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.

The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.

The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.

The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.

The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor

The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons

The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.

The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.

The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.

Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
by Ilisten2Metal May 01, 2014
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\m/,

This is not \m/, this is a hand signal meaning "I Love You". This hand signal is usually used at pop concerts, and less often at rock concerts, but never at metal concerts.
"WOO!! METALLICA!!" (raises \m/,)

"Dude! Not at Metallica!! What, are you stupid or something?"
by Ilisten2Metal June 11, 2014
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