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Pissed Off

Extremely powerful anger that builds up inside, and you constantly want to release it, but when you do, it unleashes a full wrath that might cause the biggest calamity that had ever existed... or

When you are pissed off at someone or something, that means that you are angry or frustrated at him/her/them/it for whatever he/she/they/it did to you, and you want to get revenge on him/her/them/it.

In other words, you are mad. I mean, really? Do you really need to look this up? Come on! Seriously?
-Seeing that son of a bitch who stole my ipod walk by me really pisses me off.

-Ow! Damn it! This stupid screw punctured my finger, Ahh! This damn thing really pissed me off.

But hey, it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!
by Ilisten2Metal April 13, 2014
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Afterwipe

The feeling or sensation of just wiping after taking a shit. It can either be pleasing or annoying.
After taking a dump and returning to my game, my afterwipe feeling has been botherin' me.
by Ilisten2Metal January 4, 2015
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\m/,

This is not \m/, this is a hand signal meaning "I Love You". This hand signal is usually used at pop concerts, and less often at rock concerts, but never at metal concerts.
"WOO!! METALLICA!!" (raises \m/,)

"Dude! Not at Metallica!! What, are you stupid or something?"
by Ilisten2Metal June 10, 2014
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Mormonitis

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.

Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014
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|__)__)

ass. The essential cushion you can't resist that comes with every lover.
I miss her |__)__) (ass). It was nice and firm... sigh...
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
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rejected definition

What this most likely will be.

If you read this after searching this word, then this word has been added to urban dictionary.
My words never get added to urban dictionary, I'll always end up receiving a feedback rejected definition in my inbox :(
by Ilisten2Metal May 23, 2014
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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
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