IkeM's definitions

Religious ignorance

The ignorance of being religious, or ignorance in a religious kind of way.

"Give me a book, tell me it's old, and I'll believe every word in it."

by IkeM October 10, 2003

Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

by IkeM September 27, 2003

yogurt

What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

by IkeM November 2, 2003

sell out

1) Phrase used by embittered old bastards who find that a band they liked became popular, so therefore they must suck now.

2) When a band changes style and then appeal more to the mainstream than to it's original fans. Often a band did actually become crap when it once was good: e.g. Incubus, Green Day. However, many bands who 'sold out' were already shit to begin with: e.g. Good Charlotte.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

Religious fundamentalist

A form of government wherein people are forced to believe in the currently residing religion. This usually results in very fanatical labourers and military forces, but the only education is religious propaganda, and technology is nonexistent. Thankfully, this system usually falls down for these reasons. A good example of religious fundamentalism is the Dark Ages in Europe (400 - 800 AD).

by IkeM October 11, 2003

hippie

1) Someone who doesn't take life seriously, preferring to go on about peace and love, take lots of drugs and doing lots of 'free love'. Your stereotypical hippie has long hair, smells bad, speaks in a slurred way and is never even slightly mentally focused.

2) The name townies like to give to anyone around their age who doesn't act like them, especially in musical taste. These include punks, goths, grungers, etc. and anyone even remotely well-dressed or intelligent.

3) Anyone who doesn't agree with a Republican, or attempts to enjoy life.

by IkeM October 26, 2003

Everyone is Different

Fundamentally true statement, generally taught to children, especially those with special needs. Also a kickass book by Strong Bad.

"Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about five seconds."

"Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio"

"Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a wierd name."

"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested."

by IkeM October 9, 2003