IkeM's definitions

nub

Word which rates (towards) number ONE on my top six hundred list of retarded alternatively-spelled words.

'Newbie' Dumbed down for morons who can't handle more than one syllable.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

antiwar protestor

An 'antiwar protester' referred to by someone, usually a right-wing idiot, who can't spell.

by IkeM November 1, 2003

GlassJAw

1) Jaw made of glass.

2) Extremely brilliant. Great. Erm, yes.

Me: "Glassjaw rules"

by IkeM October 20, 2003

agnostic

One who believes that it is impossible to prove whether a supreme being (or a 'God') exists or not. An individualist who has finally realised that the statement 'Billions of mindless drones can't be wrong' is bull.

by IkeM October 11, 2003

sublime

The single best band known to man.

"let's listen to sublime, 'cuz they're great"

by IkeM October 9, 2003

Religious fundamentalist

A form of government wherein people are forced to believe in the currently residing religion. This usually results in very fanatical labourers and military forces, but the only education is religious propaganda, and technology is nonexistent. Thankfully, this system usually falls down for these reasons. A good example of religious fundamentalism is the Dark Ages in Europe (400 - 800 AD).

by IkeM October 11, 2003

marriage

Outdated practice of permanently locking together two people, based on the outdated concept of religion

"A Marriage is a lot like a coffin.. And each kid is an extra nail"
-Homer Simpson

by IkeM October 7, 2003