IkeM's definitions

sell out

1) Phrase used by embittered old bastards who find that a band they liked became popular, so therefore they must suck now.

2) When a band changes style and then appeal more to the mainstream than to it's original fans. Often a band did actually become crap when it once was good: e.g. Incubus, Green Day. However, many bands who 'sold out' were already shit to begin with: e.g. Good Charlotte.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

by IkeM September 27, 2003

non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

by IkeM October 5, 2003

Pennicular

possessing the characteristics of a pen; pen-like.

"Wow, that pen you have sure is pennicular."

by IkeM September 27, 2003

yogurt

What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

by IkeM November 2, 2003

hippie

1) Someone who doesn't take life seriously, preferring to go on about peace and love, take lots of drugs and doing lots of 'free love'. Your stereotypical hippie has long hair, smells bad, speaks in a slurred way and is never even slightly mentally focused.

2) The name townies like to give to anyone around their age who doesn't act like them, especially in musical taste. These include punks, goths, grungers, etc. and anyone even remotely well-dressed or intelligent.

3) Anyone who doesn't agree with a Republican, or attempts to enjoy life.

by IkeM October 26, 2003

Iceland

An island country north or europe. Also a pretty crappy supermarket in the UK.

"I'm a bit thirsty.. I think I'll go to Iceland and buy a 2 litre bottle of Coke, drink a bit of it then hurl the rest at passers by"

by IkeM October 11, 2003