Definitions by IkeM

Religious ignorance 

The ignorance of being religious, or ignorance in a religious kind of way.

"Give me a book, tell me it's old, and I'll believe every word in it."

Religious ignorance by IkeM October 10, 2003

US 

Northern English slang. Short for 'Useless'.

"Don't buy that one- it's completely US"

US by IkeM October 10, 2003

sublime 

The single best band known to man.

"let's listen to sublime, 'cuz they're great"

sublime by IkeM October 9, 2003

Everyone is Different 

Fundamentally true statement, generally taught to children, especially those with special needs. Also a kickass book by Strong Bad.

"Some people are about to be run over. Frankie has about five seconds."

"Some people are very tall and merciless. Quincy is destroying San Antonio"

"Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a wierd name."

"Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives. Albert has."

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested."

Everyone is Different by IkeM October 9, 2003

marriage 

Outdated practice of permanently locking together two people, based on the outdated concept of religion

"A Marriage is a lot like a coffin.. And each kid is an extra nail"
-Homer Simpson

marriage by IkeM October 7, 2003

non-offensive swears 

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

non-offensive swears by IkeM October 5, 2003

democracy 

A form of government where the leader is chosen by popularity rather than ability to run a country.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again; democracy simply doesn't work."
-Kent Brockman

democracy by IkeM September 28, 2003