IkeM's definitions

democracy

A form of government where the leader is chosen by popularity rather than ability to run a country.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again; democracy simply doesn't work."
-Kent Brockman

by IkeM September 28, 2003

punker

1) One who punks.
2) Person who listens to Punk Rock music, dresses or/and acts in the general style of a punk.

by IkeM October 25, 2003

Refused

Dead Swedish Socialist Hardcore/Metal/Punk band (You heard me) headed by Dennis Lyxzén.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

13

A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

by IkeM October 11, 2003

marriage

Outdated practice of permanently locking together two people, based on the outdated concept of religion

"A Marriage is a lot like a coffin.. And each kid is an extra nail"
-Homer Simpson

by IkeM October 7, 2003

Frogurt

Frozen yogurt. Delicious cold beverage sold by the owner of the evil gift shop ('House of Evil - Your One Stop Evil Shop') in The Simpsons, which appeared only in the episode 'Treehouse of Horror III'.

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Oohh, that's bad.
S: But it comes with a free frogurt!
H: That's good.
S: The Frogurt is also cursed.
H: That's Bad.
S: But you get your choice of topping.
H: That's good.
S: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
H: .......
S: That's bad.
H: Can I go now?

by IkeM November 1, 2003

sublime

The single best band known to man.

"let's listen to sublime, 'cuz they're great"

by IkeM October 9, 2003