IkeM's definitions

non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

by IkeM October 5, 2003

Religious fundamentalist

A form of government wherein people are forced to believe in the currently residing religion. This usually results in very fanatical labourers and military forces, but the only education is religious propaganda, and technology is nonexistent. Thankfully, this system usually falls down for these reasons. A good example of religious fundamentalism is the Dark Ages in Europe (400 - 800 AD).

by IkeM October 11, 2003

yogurt

What you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.

"Why is there yogurt in this cap?"

"Well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all."

by IkeM November 2, 2003

democracy

A form of government where the leader is chosen by popularity rather than ability to run a country.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again; democracy simply doesn't work."
-Kent Brockman

by IkeM September 28, 2003

fallout

The fallout series- the best series of non-fantasy RPG's ever. Good for people who are sick of beards, magic swords and crap, and want a bleak, futuristic setting with drugs, violence, guns, ho's, etc.

by IkeM October 11, 2003

freedom fries

The final evidence that the USA is a fucked up country full of fucked up, mindless patriots.

I thought this was a joke.. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's not.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

punker

1) One who punks.
2) Person who listens to Punk Rock music, dresses or/and acts in the general style of a punk.

by IkeM October 25, 2003