IhopeIdrinkwater's definitions

Farquism

The worst religion in the world.

A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.

Steven: Isn't Farquism the worst?

Felix: Oh umm... yeah...

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

Billie Jean

A person who Micheal Jackson swears is not his lover.

Micheal: Billie Jean is not my lover.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

The Globlogabgalab

The Globlogabgalab is mostly in librarys and is a rare sight to see, if you encounter one do not run away but listen to what it has to say. The Globlogabgalab will mostly say ¨I love books¨ and start singing about itself causing the books to come to life and vibe to his song.

The Globlogabgalab: I love books.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

report card

something you dont want your mom to see

i hope my mom doesnt see my report card

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

Meowbahh

someone who chews cereal with her as* for fun

Since Meowbahhs fav cereal is frosted flakes im never eating that again

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

I ho I ho

Originally from Snow White and sang by 7 midgets working in a mine, needs to be said to describe 7 annoying midgets.

Person 1: Have you heard of the 7 midgets in the mining club?

Person 2: I bet they sing I ho I ho all day long.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Break up

something my biological parents did before i was born, I have a new dad.

I want to break up

by IhopeIdrinkwater August 29, 2022