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Pirate

Me a pirate
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022
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Little Misfortune

A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.
Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?

Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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Roblox

A game where I got banned for a week for saying ¨frick¨ and ¨dum¨, and sadly makes my phone steaming hot. A game I see 8 yr olds say ¨abc for a girl¨ in the chat, this game is changing children. When I was 9 I was playing Islands on Roblox and I had like two pearls and I was saving for five to make that sword thingy and some random dude said ¨want me you to help you make da sword?¨ and I said ¨yeah sure¨ the he told me to give him a pearl and it took me a while to think until i gave it to him, he said ¨lol noob¨ and i was like wut and he kicked me off his island... what a wonderful world roblox has made. :,)
Me: someone scammed me on Roblox.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022
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Farquism

The worst religion in the world.

A sin towards the Shrekism, the religion of Lord Farquaad, a true mistake to all the land of Far Far Away. Lord Farquaad accepts anyone into Farquhell unless they've prayed or joined Shrekism. The only way to make sure you never join this religion is to do the Shrekism Ritual. But if you tried joining Farquism while you are already in Shrekism tiny short men will tie yo to a chair and poke you with toothpicks. The only way to make Lord Farquaad accept you is by going into a random mirror and say red 5 times while doing the orange justice.
Steven: Isn't Farquism the worst?

Felix: Oh umm... yeah...
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022
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poopy woopy doopy🥺

😞
I took a biggy wiggy diggy😢poopy woopy doopy🥺in my dipey wipey bipey😞
by IhopeIdrinkwater August 29, 2022
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mug

what urban dictionary always wants you to buy.
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by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022
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wendenesday

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: Wendenesday.

Person 1: Kill yourself.
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
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