IhopeIdrinkwater's definitions

wendenesday

The worst possible way to say Wednesday.

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: Wendenesday.

Person 1: Kill yourself.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Encanto

Overrated.

its like Mha made with Disney materiel.

I used to like encanto but now its old and cringe

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 2, 2022

Emo phase

I got it when I was four.

Emo phases are everywhere.

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 2, 2022

Shrekism

A beautiful religion based off the one and only, Shrek.

You can join Shrekism by praying to Shrek every night, but the only way he can accept you into Shreaven (aka Swamp) is by staying up until 2:00 AM, go to the restroom, sit in the shower, and repeat these these words: ¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek created all of us and we shall be grateful towards Shrek.¨ and then whisper Fortnight Kid 10 times into your shampoo bottle. But if you've already prayed or joined Farquism he will shout at you to get out of his swamp and drop you to Farquhell (aka get eaten by Dragon). Though if you dont spread the Shrek gospel you will banished out of existence... F O R E V E R.

Steven: I just joined Shrekism!

Drake: I joined 3 months ago!

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022

Meowbahh

someone who chews cereal with her as* for fun

Since Meowbahhs fav cereal is frosted flakes im never eating that again

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

weird yellow fish

rAtatAtaTa😌rAtatAtaTAAAa😩dOnt❤peE💦oN💀THe😍fLoOOr🧐usE the ComEdOoOr😮

Boy 1: your a weird yellow fish

Boy 2: rAtatAtaTa😌rAtatAtaTAAAa😩dOnt❤peE💦oN💀THe😍fLoOOr🧐usE the ComEdOoOr😮

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022