2 definitions by Ihavelosttheabilitytofeelmytoe

Joseph Atkins

Possibly sexually oriented towards vegetables. Mega chad in all other aspects.
Enormous penis.

Wow, Joseph Atkins just ate 58 carrots in the span of six seconds. Good for him.

by Ihavelosttheabilitytofeelmytoe December 16, 2021

Phillip Stewart

The best fucking guy you will ever meet. Goal driven, hard working chad of a man who loves his friends and is extremely responsible. Fun loving guy loved by all, and those who don’t love him are probably vegetables.

Wow, Phillip Stewart sure is an awesome friend.

by Ihavelosttheabilitytofeelmytoe June 6, 2022