Definitions by Ignatius Strangelove

crooked mile 

When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.

The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.

crooked mile by Ignatius Strangelove January 19, 2008

red stapler 

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.

"Red stapler"
-Milton

red stapler by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007

iron mic 

One of the preferred weapons in the GZA's verbal arsenal.

The iron mic, in combination with the liquid sword is a flawless element of emcee destruction.

iron mic by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007

liquid sword 

The most lethal element of The GZA's verbal arsenal. The purest form of lyrical death known to man.

No man that ever saw the liquid sword lived to tell about it.

liquid sword by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE

Secret technique used in both Shadowboxin' and Chessboxin' developed by The RZA

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE chop off you fuckin' head!

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE by Ignatius Strangelove December 6, 2007

reservoir dogs 

Refers to when animals, dogs and rats et cetera, fall into a reservoir and are incapable of escape.
They must therefore eat each other to survive.
A bloody mess, of course, ensues

The Battle at the Kool Moe Dee concert was like a bunch of reservoir dogs going at it.

reservoir dogs by Ignatius Strangelove December 5, 2007

wes welker

A short white man who is inexplicably athletic.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.

Wes Welker is the Overman.

wes welker by Ignatius Strangelove November 26, 2007