7 definitions by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow

Friendzone

Some obscure place where you are sent when nobody loves you back. Full of spiders and dangers. Not cool at all.

Dan: Karen, I love u
Karen: Sorry Dan, I dont love you back (sad face) But we can be frie-
((Then an interdimensional door opens))
Dan: (falling into the dark) Oh well, it seems like I'm falling into the friendzone

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

Friendzone

Some obscure place where you are sent when nobody loves you back. Full of spiders and dangers. Not cool at all.

Dan: Karen, I love u
Karen: Sorry Dan, I dont love you back (sad face) But we can be frie-
((Then an interdimensional door opens))
Dan: (falling into the dark) Oh well, it seems like I'm falling into the friendzone

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

Reggaeton

Horrible pseudo-music that doesn't make any sense, even for the spanish speakers, who don't usually understand a shit because of the singers bad pronunciation and autotune abuse.

The rythm used consist on BUM BACHUM BAM BUM, etc

-Please, Lord, save us from reggaeton

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

New York

Famous american city, also known as the non-capital of the United States. It isn't the capital of the New York State too.

-Well, Timmy, do you know wich is the capital of the United States?
-Of course, it's New York!
-Sorry, wrong answer

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

Recorder

A flute, but for sixth graders

-There are actually professional recorderplayers!
-That's interesting, but I'm not one of them

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

Hitler

A man with a fancy moustache

-Cool moustache! Who inspired you?
-Of course it was Hitler!

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020

Banana Split

A banana, splitted in two vertically, fulled with chocolate sirup and covered with icecream. It stills a myth because nobody has tasted one ever, even tho everybody wants to eat it at least one time in their lives.

-Oh, this old fashioned restaurant has banana split on its menu!
-Woa, I'm finally going to eat one!

by Idontknowyoudontknownobodyknow May 2, 2020