9 definitions by Idon'tknowanymore

Squeemy

A term for a man who likes to take large amounts of items in the anus (likes fingers, cocks, toys, etc.)

John: Hey, y'know Kevin?
Marcus: Kevin J.?
John: Yeah, him. I heard he's a squeemy boy.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Sploinging

The act of giving someone head.

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 24, 2022

November 15

The day I killed 5 women in 1995. Their bodies haven't been found, and the police know nothing about it.

Jadon: You hear what happened on November 15?
Thom: No, what happened?
Jadon: 5 women died in 1995

by Idon'tknowanymore June 26, 2021

Criyson

Criyson (@Criylikescheese) is a person on Twitter who plays Minecraft. They are part of the LGBTQ+ community since they have confirmed they're non-binary and demiromantic. Some people know them as Forzarna's (@Forzarna) friend.

Jeffery: Hey, I just got killed by Criyson on bedwars!
Mike: Neat!

by Idon'tknowanymore January 13, 2021

TheMegShark

The username of a Minecraft player. This player is known for being the gayest player on Minecraft.

Martin: I can't believe TheMegShark is gay.
Mike: I want to kiss you.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 24, 2022

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 24, 2022

I shit my pants

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".

Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.

by Idon'tknowanymore July 3, 2020