IcyHaku's definitions

vanilla ice

A brutal and insane man wearing no pants whatsoever (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, called Iced in the US game for). He holds his lord in high regard, and if you make him attack a figure that looks exactly like his lord, he will go kung-fooey on your ass and beat it until you are fubar but still living, and there's no stopping him when he's like this. He's THAT brutal, insane, and unstoppable.

Also, you could call any pantless (religious) zealot a Vanilla Ice.

Vanilla Ice... AKA the Pantless Wonder

by IcyHaku October 10, 2005

Blonde Mafia

A group of three girls who like to get in over their head.

I'm not scared. I don't need 3 people backing me up.

by IcyHaku December 2, 2004

Vanity

Emptiness; essentially, that which is why you don't understand.

You tend to drive others away in your vanity.

by IcyHaku June 19, 2006

Molest

A word that means to make disturbed in the mind. Usually refers to An adult who forces themselves upon hapless children, yet it can mean many other things.

If there was a man like Edward H. Gein who murdered children and hung the bodies in his house, you'd forget quickly about that famous child molester.

by IcyHaku April 22, 2005

WWJD

I don't want to be Jesus, nor have I ever wanted to. For I shall walk my own path and not somebody else's, no matter how perfect it is.

WWJD is a phrase made by Christians who want to become God. God disapproves of that, which is why the question never shows up in the Bible.

by IcyHaku December 2, 2004

LUEshi

Truly monumental, there was once a time called "Night of a Million LUEshis".

It is the most fun ascii there is, as many LUEsers have changed it by rearranging their bodies or adding extra ascii. Such as this (which may be imperfect):

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The funnyest modifications have to be switching Mario and Yoshi's head above, and putting Yoshi's head on Viewtiful Joe.

by IcyHaku December 2, 2004

Jai Alai

A game played in South American countries that you can get killed playing.

The balls move deathly swift. Watch your head or you'll lose it! Heh eh heh...

by IcyHaku December 1, 2004