IceWarm's definitions

hard candy

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.

"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"

by IceWarm December 24, 2004

Chaffage

When a male's genitals stick to the side of their leg or their underwear.

I got major chaffage right now. I need to adjust my pants.

by IceWarm April 29, 2004

MXC

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. A show on SpikeTV where mainly Japanese people compete is various obstacle course like activities. There will occasionally be contestants of other ethnicities. The events are very challenging and often involve people taking some very nasty bumps. The show was called Takeshi's Castle in Japan and episodes of this show have been dubbed over in English with hilarious commentary and other voice work.

"MXC is the most hilarious show I've ever seen."

by IceWarm June 16, 2004

root down

To engage in sexual intercourse in the missionary position. The word root refers to the male genitals and it is pointed down in the missionary position.

Also a song by the Beastie Boys on their 1994 Ill Communication album.

"I'm gonna fuck my bitch root down tonight!" (Refers to sexual activity)

"Have you heard Root Down by the Beastie Boys yet?" (Refers to a song)

by IceWarm June 17, 2004

footie

Short for footage. This can be any kind of footage such as video or audio.

"Hey man we gotta get some footie of you fucking that ho!"

by IceWarm June 17, 2004

curbie

A very violent act in which a person's mouth is open and placed on a curb of a road, sidewalk or any other raised surface slightly off of the ground. The person perpetrating the act then stomps on the back of the head of the victim causing massive injuries to the victim’s head and mouth.

"Don't fuck with him man. The last guy who fucked with him got a curbie!"

by IceWarm June 17, 2004

Hull

The body of any type of ship.

\"He has so many barrels of drugs stored in his ship's hull it is not even funny."

by IceWarm June 18, 2004