Ian Chode's definitions

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

Explode

Of a penis: to ejaculate.

Mr A: My cock exploded and covered her in jizz. In fact, it caused her a middle ear infection.
Mr B: Slag!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Steek Mobile

A car driven by a steek.

Look at that steek-mobile, he must have a really huge wang!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

sound

Something that is good.

Yeah, that Simon, he's sound, mate.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

botty hymen

A mythical anatomical structure which is removed when one gets one's brown wings.

JOHNNY FAGGOT: He ruptured my botty hymen. Oooh!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003