Ian Chode's definitions

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

turd tobogganist

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

Schniedel

German word for penis.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

navo

Spanish for turnip, which in Gibraltar at least can be used to mean dick. Correct spelling is nabo.

Comeme el navo! (Eat my dick!)

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

woy oy

Similar to oy oy in the UK, but with more sexual overtones. A greeting of recognition, or said to one's friends regarding an attractive member of the opposite sex.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003