Ian Chode's definitions

jovo

Short for Jehova's Witness, a denomination of Christianity.

Mark is a Jovo. Nice bloke though.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2005

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

chugger

Charity Mugger. One of those people who stands in the street with a big brightly-coloured bib and quite possibly a clipboard soliticing donations to the Feline Liberation Army or some other worthy cause.

Bloody hell, I had to pretend to be on my mobile phone for about ten minutes walking down the High Street to avoid all the chuggers!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Hoo haa

Some kind of trouble or commotion.

The boss's decision to sack his marketing department caused a right hoo hah, let me tell you!

by Ian Chode October 6, 2003

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003