Ian Chode's definitions

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.

Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.

by Ian Chode February 22, 2004

nobsack

See nobsac.

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

trowser browser

A poof.

He's a trouser browser.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

high pressure vein cane

A mutton dagger.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003