Ian Chode's definitions

pimpster

Long form of pimp, a person who brokers prostitutes.

You are a pimp.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

hershey

Chocolate which is not at all to the British taste, if the Hershey bar that I had today is anything to go by. Honestly, my US friends, forget that muck and try Cadbury's or Galaxy!

Now I know why they call it the Hershey Highway!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

tool kit

A super-idiot. Whereas a normal idiot is a tool, a complete idiot is the entire tool kit.

Remember that geek from university? He was a complete tool kit.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

global hypercolour

T-shirts (or other clothing) that change colour according to how hot the wearer's body is. Popular in the 1990s. Failed invention due to fundamentally silly idea. See also midget cream.

Marc's T-shirt was made of global hypercolour. Then he went to prison.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

fiblet

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2004

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004