Ian Chode's definitions

jollops

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Snapper

A person who is so thin he looks like he might snap.

Careful Gareth, you might snap! Snapper!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

ponce

To take something from someone with their permission.

Can I ponce a fag? (Where fag = cigarette)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

hot yoghurt thrower

A gay bloke.

I didn't realise, but that Ned Sherrin is a hot yoghurt thrower!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

botter

A gentleman who arrives through the back door, a jaxi driver.

He is a botter.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

bummer jacket

A condom used for anal sex. (From "bomber jacket").

He was wearing a bummer jacket.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2005