masto

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

by Ian Chode April 26, 2007

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.

That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

nobsac

Long form of sac. Basically, it's a ballbag, or a scrotum if you prefer.

Kiss my hairy nobsac.

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

love snot

Cum.

Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003