piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

Farmer Giles

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

by Ian Chode April 08, 2003

jollops

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

Snapper

A person who is so thin he looks like he might snap.

Careful Gareth, you might snap! Snapper!

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004