Ian Chode's definitions

bush baby

A lesbian who drinks from the furry cup.

Rhona Cameron is a bush baby!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Jaxi Driver

A botter, tosser of butt darts, or semen demen.

I think that bloke might be a jaxi driver.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

shunter

The man on the giving end of anal sex. See also grunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter, Billy?

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

dobber

Dobber in South Derbyshire, England, means condom.

"I ran out of dobbers so I had to go up the tradesman's entrance!"

by Ian Chode January 18, 2005

heads-up

A business buzzword meaning to give somebody a summary or progress report on the current situation.
Mainly used by idiots who want to be something they're not, ie successful businessmen.

Let me give you a heads-up on the current state of play.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

testics

Testicles; gonads, balls, nads.

Ooooh me testics!!!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

helm

Short form of helmet, the bell end.

Oh Mr Wolf, what a big helm you've got.
All the better to shaft you with.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003