Ian's definitions

Bambi

One who is paralyzed and ineffectual, usually with fear or anxiety, at a time of crisis or danger. Refers to the tendency of a deer to freeze and stare at an oncoming car, resulting in death and disaster.

The President just sat there reading My Pet Goat,like Bambi caught in the headlights, and the terrorists tripled the amount of time they had to attack America.

by Ian December 7, 2004

Malb

1. An "inward" explosioin, i. e. an implosion.

2. opposite of blam.

MALB!! went the submarine.

by Ian June 25, 2003

strobes

boobs, tits

Man that chick has some bigass strobes. I wanna run it in between 'em.

Hey ho, show me dem strobes!

Damn foo, your bitch has got some lopsided-ass strobes.

by Ian June 16, 2003

Mister

A nickname for the Toyota MR2.

I like my Mister because the frunk is awesome.

by Ian September 3, 2005

shitdick

you have a penis shaped poo

Daniel Nicholls

by Ian April 9, 2003

Gangsta

Utter dickhead.

Fo sho is gangsta for "ive forgotten how to speak english"

by Ian January 26, 2004

natty

a national championship

I really hope our football team wins the natty this year.

by Ian May 13, 2005