Ian's definitions
Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.
by Ian January 13, 2005
Get the constipatormug. Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.
Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.
by Ian December 7, 2004
Get the Stoned Slackersmug. a male reproductive organ
a penis
a cock
a wanger
a weiner
a sausage
a salami
a one-eyed trouser snake
a johnson
a fuckstick
a tallywacker
manmeat
a schlong
more... but im lazy
a penis
a cock
a wanger
a weiner
a sausage
a salami
a one-eyed trouser snake
a johnson
a fuckstick
a tallywacker
manmeat
a schlong
more... but im lazy
by Ian April 11, 2004
Get the queeklemug. a girl who attracts all the attention from all the guys around her
a girl that makes all the guys want her sexually
a girl that makes all the guys want her sexually
by Ian February 10, 2005
Get the studdetmug. by ian February 9, 2005
Get the shnoggy boogensmug. A boring city about 30 minutes north of Dallas, Tx. Population is around 90,000. The place where I live. The High School's football team won the state championship twice. If you've heard of this town, it's most likely because if the story where to kids killed their younger brother.
by Ian February 5, 2005
Get the Lewisvillemug. A stunning example of the female species, an attractive lady, a girl who will turn heads. Derived from the verb "saddle".
by Ian July 18, 2003
Get the saddlermug.