Ian's definitions

henney

short for hennesy, a congac

"...got cris on pop, HENNEY with no CHASER mommy dont stop...."
-fat joe/r kelly "we thuggin"

by Ian April 30, 2003

Gullibot

I human who acts like a gullible robot.

A Gullibot believes and forwards every urban legend they receive in their email, as if they were a robot programed to recycle and spew idiocy.

Usually they don't bother to use Bcc (Blind Carbon Copy), so a whole world full of idiots and crystal clutchers get your email adress as it gets forwarded from moron to moron.

Gullibots also forward virus hoaxes.

Gullibots also forward "inspirational" chain letters that end with, "forward this to someone you love."

I just emailed everyone on that gullibot's email list that Febreeze doesn't really kill dogs, and they should stop listening to the idiot.

by Ian December 9, 2004

Dhali Llama

1. One who is abnormally smart or knowledgeable
2. A person who is respected and worshipped by EVERYONE
3. An ambassador from the god-beings of the nation of Parhoove

Let's ask the Dhali Llama our question because he's brilliant and knows everything and is superior to all living things in the universe.

by Ian January 24, 2004

naster

one cent whore

im gonna go out tonight and pick up a naster

by ian August 10, 2003

Weapons of mass destruction

Owned only by those unstable enough to use them. See george w bush

Iraq has no weapons. The USA does.

by Ian January 31, 2004

Rectal Rimmer

A sexual position. When a man and/or women pulls out their rectums in order for sexual pleasure. Men can often pull out their prostates and get some mad orgasms.

Yea Yea Bitch! Touch my fuckin prostate!

by ian May 13, 2005

Gooch Split

During anal sex, the males penis is sometimes to big causing his partner's gooch to tear.Often requires stitches to heal.

Man I fucked the nitch so hard her gooch split!

by ian May 13, 2005