Ian's definitions

Lewisville

A boring city about 30 minutes north of Dallas, Tx. Population is around 90,000. The place where I live. The High School's football team won the state championship twice. If you've heard of this town, it's most likely because if the story where to kids killed their younger brother.

Damn, Lewisvile is boring.

by Ian February 5, 2005

saddler

A stunning example of the female species, an attractive lady, a girl who will turn heads. Derived from the verb "saddle".

Was there many saddlers in the pub last night?

by Ian July 18, 2003

shnoggy boogens

normally considered the answer to the question "whats goin on?" commonly preceeded by the word "eh"

-hey man hows it goin???

-eh, shnoggy boogens

by ian February 9, 2005

sausage knockers

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.

Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?

by Ian July 18, 2003

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003

brightmore

Part of a family of stoners

Youngest stoner is Ian brightmore, Resident of the crown courts in grimsby

Brightmore! Come over here and neck some shotties!

by IaN October 5, 2004

Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, denotes the large roll of flesh directly above the vaginal opening on a large woman.

I didn't even have to work for the big "O". the Fup did all the moving for me!

by Ian May 13, 2005