Ian's definitions

sausage knockers

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.

Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?

by Ian July 18, 2003

brightmore

Part of a family of stoners

Youngest stoner is Ian brightmore, Resident of the crown courts in grimsby

Brightmore! Come over here and neck some shotties!

by IaN October 5, 2004

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003

dogs eggs

In olden days, when lucky dogs use to be fed on dead animal bones, their craps use to be white in colour. In some cases, they were semi-round and hence the name.

Oh crap, I've just stood on some dogs eggs.

by Ian November 24, 2004

hay ben

a word used to say hello when you talk to someone you know

hay ben, whats up, how you doin'

by ian November 1, 2004

Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, denotes the large roll of flesh directly above the vaginal opening on a large woman.

I didn't even have to work for the big "O". the Fup did all the moving for me!

by Ian May 13, 2005

Musturd

Kryptonite for Rake Yohn.

I hate fucking musturd.

by Ian November 21, 2003