12 definitions by I_like_green

Putin

The fuckwit who is ruining the economy and gas prices because he is angry at Ukraine for having land

Zelensky: Hey wassup Putin?
Putin: CYKA BLYAT

by I_like_green July 15, 2022

Michael Myers

A man who kills babysitters and wears star trek masks painted white

WATCH OUT, MICHAEL MYERS IS COMING

by I_like_green November 12, 2021

Existence

A thing that all humans are unwillingly forced to take part in, where they have to live, breathe and eat just to be considered alive, and it ain’t fun, it sucks!

Friend 1: I hate existence
Friend 2: Yes

by I_like_green April 2, 2022

Glebundem

A number that people on edibles make up when they forget how to shit and when they hear colours

Operator: How many of those things did you eat?
Caller: Glebundem

by I_like_green November 7, 2021

Oculus Quest 2

A great headset that gets far too much hate for being made by facebook

I just got an Oculus Quest 2

by I_like_green February 10, 2022