ITman's definitions

Greentrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat Broccoli by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)

Baby, would you like some lovely little greentrees with your dinner?

by ITman May 4, 2008

snoofamust

A compulsive snoofa person

Today is a snoofamust for me

by ITman January 3, 2008

Turdpikes

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.

Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)

Leggit lads, loads of oldbill with turdpikes!

by ITman May 5, 2008

Babycabbages

Adult's game item to trick kids into eating brussel sprouts by pretending they are very small young cabbages (No wonder kids play up!)

Lets have some babycabbages with your greentrees and whitetrees.

by ITman May 4, 2008

Electronic-landfill

Electronic-landfill are useless electronic gadgets that are of little or limited use or do not function as they should.

That gadget to recharge my phone using solar power and the device that shows cold water as blue and hot water as red is just electronic-landfill

by ITman January 13, 2011

bedable

A compliment that you fancy someone so much you could take them to bed.

Example: Wow she is bedable

by ITman October 6, 2007

Pino More

Pino More: California vintners, in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It will reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
Marketed as... Pino More

This wine is great for old people as I can drink all night and get a good nights sleep without loads of trips to the loo with Pino More,

by ITman April 20, 2008