ITman's definitions

Hogit

When you "hogit" you take it all.

Don't hogit put some my way you greedy pig.

by ITman May 7, 2008

Greentrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat Broccoli by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)

Baby, would you like some lovely little greentrees with your dinner?

by ITman May 4, 2008

snoofamust

A compulsive snoofa person

Today is a snoofamust for me

by ITman January 3, 2008

Byass

Byass is:

The term used to describe a preference to a particular random perspective or ideology, from an idiot which means all information and point of views has some form of stupid off-the-wall bias.

I think the moon is made of cheese do you? I think your a bit byass, because you like cheese.

I could eat all the chocolate guns in the world, could you? I think your a bit byass because you like guns and chocolate.

by ITman January 28, 2008

Craparazzo

Craparazzo being the singular form for a crap photographer who take crap candid photographs of crap celebrities, usually by relentlessly shadowing them in their public and private activities. Craparazziis a plural term.

"Look at that Craparazzo taking blured photos of Jade Goody"

by ITman January 3, 2008

dunkall

An insult to a selfish person that dunks all the biscuits in their tea or coffee and eats them all.

Example: “You greedy fat dunkall bastard!”

by ITman October 7, 2007

Turdpikes

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.

Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)

Leggit lads, loads of oldbill with turdpikes!

by ITman May 5, 2008