ITman's definitions

Flag shagger

A fervent nationalist who poses with, or decorates their neighbourhood with, nationalistic flags as a form of virtue signalling

He's not patriotic he's a racist flag shagger

by ITman September 15, 2025

Fourbers

The four months at the end of the year that give you the first cold 🥶 spells shivering of Winter the "ber" months, September, October, November and December.

I'm not looking forward to the Fourbers, it's going to be cold.

by ITman September 14, 2025

lambothon

A massive rant about lamb going on and on.

What's your beef about lamb?

Stop this lambothon now!

by ITman December 14, 2021

feetbeet

Feetbeet is the ancient art of using beetroot as shoes. A side effect is the feet are dyed beetroot red and become red raw and smelly.

My red raw smelly feet are really feetbeet!

by ITman February 19, 2021

Electronic-landfill

Electronic-landfill are useless electronic gadgets that are of little or limited use or do not function as they should.

That gadget to recharge my phone using solar power and the device that shows cold water as blue and hot water as red is just electronic-landfill

by ITman January 13, 2011

Hogit

When you "hogit" you take it all.

Don't hogit put some my way you greedy pig.

by ITman May 7, 2008

Teapee

Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
There are several categories of diuretics.
The most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
All diuretics increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.

"Mavis!!! Your drinking too much tea again your be wanting another teapee soon."

by ITman May 6, 2008