ITman's definitions
Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.
Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.
Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
by ITman May 4, 2008
Get the Proxymoronmug. by ITman May 4, 2008
Get the Doorstepermug. Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
There are several categories of diuretics.
The most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
All diuretics increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.
There are several categories of diuretics.
The most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
All diuretics increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.
by ITman May 6, 2008
Get the Teapeemug. Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat Broccoli by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)
by ITman May 4, 2008
Get the Greentreesmug. by ITman October 7, 2007
Get the dunkallmug. Eggist: 1.People with a 'Good Egg' vs 'Bad Egg' bias.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.
Just because I want my eggs soft boiled, don't get Eggist with me!
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour
by ITman April 20, 2008
Get the Eggistmug. A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.
Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.
Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.
Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.
Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.
Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.
Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.
Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
by ITman May 5, 2008
Get the Turdpikesmug.