ITman's definitions
Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.
Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.
Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
by ITman May 4, 2008
Get the Proxymoronmug. by ITman May 4, 2008
Get the Doorstepermug. Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat Broccoli by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)
by ITman May 4, 2008
Get the Greentreesmug. 
Byass is:
The term used to describe a preference to a particular random perspective or ideology, from an idiot which means all information and point of views has some form of stupid off-the-wall bias.
The term used to describe a preference to a particular random perspective or ideology, from an idiot which means all information and point of views has some form of stupid off-the-wall bias.
I think the moon is made of cheese do you? I think your a bit byass, because you like cheese.
I could eat all the chocolate guns in the world, could you? I think your a bit byass because you like guns and chocolate.
I could eat all the chocolate guns in the world, could you? I think your a bit byass because you like guns and chocolate.
by ITman January 28, 2008
Get the Byassmug. Craparazzo being the singular form for a crap photographer who take crap candid photographs of crap celebrities, usually by relentlessly shadowing them in their public and private activities. Craparazziis a plural term.
by ITman January 3, 2008
Get the Craparazzomug. by ITman October 7, 2007
Get the dunkallmug.