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Craparazzo

Craparazzo being the singular form for a crap photographer who take crap candid photographs of crap celebrities, usually by relentlessly shadowing them in their public and private activities. Craparazziis a plural term.
"Look at that Craparazzo taking blured photos of Jade Goody"
by ITman January 3, 2008
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Byass

Byass is:

The term used to describe a preference to a particular random perspective or ideology, from an idiot which means all information and point of views has some form of stupid off-the-wall bias.
I think the moon is made of cheese do you? I think your a bit byass, because you like cheese.

I could eat all the chocolate guns in the world, could you? I think your a bit byass because you like guns and chocolate.
by ITman January 28, 2008
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Eggist

Eggist: 1.People with a 'Good Egg' vs 'Bad Egg' bias.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.
Just because I want my eggs soft boiled, don't get Eggist with me!
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour
by ITman April 20, 2008
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dunkall

An insult to a selfish person that dunks all the biscuits in their tea or coffee and eats them all.
Example: “You greedy fat dunkall bastard!”
by ITman October 7, 2007
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Proxymoron

Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.

Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
by ITman May 4, 2008
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Turdpikes

A turdpike is a turd stabbing stick or spear.

Turdpike is the combination of the words turd and pike.

Turdpikes is more than one turdpike as used by groups such as dog-walkers, litter collectors, the police force and groups of muggers.

Turdpikes is the plural of turdpike.

Turd
1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.

Pike
1. a sharply pointed projection or spike.
2. the pointed end of anything, as of an arrow or a spear (still used by Beefeaters at the Tower of London)
Leggit lads, loads of oldbill with turdpikes!
by ITman May 5, 2008
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Poxymoron

Poxymoron is a crappy, stupid, thick, dumb moron
Your more of a poxymoron than most so called celebraties!
by ITman May 4, 2008
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