Poxymoron

Poxymoron is a crappy, stupid, thick, dumb moron
Your more of a poxymoron than most so called celebraties!
by ITman May 04, 2008
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Byass

Byass is:

The term used to describe a preference to a particular random perspective or ideology, from an idiot which means all information and point of views has some form of stupid off-the-wall bias.

I think the moon is made of cheese do you? I think your a bit byass, because you like cheese.

I could eat all the chocolate guns in the world, could you? I think your a bit byass because you like guns and chocolate.
by ITman January 28, 2008
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feetbeet

Feetbeet is the ancient art of using beetroot as shoes. A side effect is the feet are dyed beetroot red and become red raw and smelly.
My red raw smelly feet are really feetbeet!
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Doorsteper

A doorsteper is some one that mucks up on their own patch.
I.e Craping on your own doorstep.
Justin is a doorsteper as he pimps his sister from their home!
by ITman May 04, 2008
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cutliced

Cutliced: A cut so deep or long it almost slices in two
He was very cutliced and had to hold the bits together
by ITman April 17, 2008
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snoofmini

A very short snoof as defined.
1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc.
2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one's skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to snoof well.
3. abilities, talents; special skills or aptitudes: Composing music is beyond his abilities.
Snoof is defined below
Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs
Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.
Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain
Snoofa (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation Addict)
(Noun) a person addicted to snoofing
Snoofed
(Noun) as in ‘You have been snoofed.’
Slang: meanings “Case the joint” / “Check it out” / Make a killing” / Rip them off” / “Nick their ideas” / “Scam them”

• I think I have been snoofed meaning Ripped –off or Conned or Scammed
• They snoofed my pad meaning They cased the joint or were timewasters
• They snoofed my gen meaning They pinched my ideas, techniques and knowledge

To analyse resources and be questioning, with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain

For example,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8.To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)

Snoofing From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Snoofing is a combination of the words snooping and sniffing as it relates to Wi-Fi wireless network discovery. Snooping is the act of capturing packets surreptitiously, where as sniffing is the act of looking for Wi-Fi wireless network
His Snoofability is excellent
My Snoofability has really improved over the years.
I had a snoofmini and think I know the score.

Have a snoofmini for me and tell me the gen.

I would love to be a fly on the wall and have a snoofmini of that.
by ITman August 21, 2007
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Craparazzo

Craparazzo being the singular form for a crap photographer who take crap candid photographs of crap celebrities, usually by relentlessly shadowing them in their public and private activities. Craparazziis a plural term.
"Look at that Craparazzo taking blured photos of Jade Goody"
by ITman December 08, 2007
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