ITman's definitions

Pino More

Pino More: California vintners, in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produces Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It will reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
Marketed as... Pino More

This wine is great for old people as I can drink all night and get a good nights sleep without loads of trips to the loo with Pino More,

by ITman April 20, 2008

Eggist

Eggist: 1.People with a 'Good Egg' vs 'Bad Egg' bias.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.

Just because I want my eggs soft boiled, don't get Eggist with me!
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour

by ITman April 20, 2008

Greentrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat Broccoli by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)

Baby, would you like some lovely little greentrees with your dinner?

by ITman May 4, 2008

Whitetrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat cauliflower by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)

Lets have some baby whitetrees with our dinner

by ITman May 4, 2008

Babycabbages

Adult's game item to trick kids into eating brussel sprouts by pretending they are very small young cabbages (No wonder kids play up!)

Lets have some babycabbages with your greentrees and whitetrees.

by ITman May 4, 2008

Proxymoron

Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.

Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.

I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.

by ITman May 4, 2008

Poxymoron

Poxymoron is a crappy, stupid, thick, dumb moron

Your more of a poxymoron than most so called celebraties!

by ITman May 4, 2008