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HONO.SEXUAL

When you sharpen your awareness about SEXUALITY by looking at the URBAN DICTIONARY definitions in
I am honing my SEXUALUTY as I know defining myself as a HONO.SEXUAL has sharpened my awareness about pride in my SEXUALITY and pride in my TASTES of FOOD I eat and where.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 12, 2021
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CONNECT LICK

When a THEFT is connected to a THINK TANK where you are usually because if it was not the effectiveness it would FAIL MISERABLY.

To connect SEXUALLY effectively with your overwhelming SEXUAL PREFERENCE.
Look when they put the APPLE on her head WILLIAM TELL went to work as THE ARCHER and when the arrow flies the LICK takes place but after a little thought you get a CONNECT LICK but the next move for ANAL ALAN is find the right DICK to LIFT AND LICK where the lyrics to this song must be studied in DEPTH , as let's all have fun and for now on give BLOW JOB'S that are SKY HIGH.

OK, John what happens if I tickle the FICK out of you well, I know I would have you in STITCHES laughing and suppose this guy came from LONG ISLAND and shined a LIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE looking for CESTODA would it piss you off to have your PET picked on especially if the LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS and BABIES YOU LOVE you CONNECT LICK with a FLESHY RIMJOB so much would definitely OBJECT as you are a nice JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE that makes them happy and they all have pets so they want you to have a pet too.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021
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XX SEX

Y do you think XX SEX us that?
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 5, 2021
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SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021
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DEW IT FOR YOU

When you been sucking someone for awhile and this humidity all over hits you.

Huey and the LEWIS and the NEWS in SAN FRANCISCO.
Look I am DEWING IT FOR YOU for awhile and you are getting me real WET JOHNSON are you ready to get WET?

Ready to DEW IT FOR YOU , BABY , as just gave that STINK ABSORPTION CUBICLE ready and the next definition will DEW IT FOR YOU.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
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GRAMMAR BALLBUSTER

Sucking someone's BALL'S and plainly violating the correct sentence structure.
Listen LOUIS you know how picky and OCD about my RIDING I am as I asked for a GRAMMAR BALLBUSTER and you clearly violated the SENTENCE ANAL ALAN by not letting me sit on the LEFT SIDE of your face and properly lol ick my BALLS and SCROTUM left to right without stopping as that gives to he best sensations and you ruined it by staying on the LEFT too long.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021
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THE FUCK OUT.

When your SOUL is being taken over from a FIST FUCKING and you want them to permanently take the OUT DIRECTION of FUCKING.
GET YOUR THIRD HAND out of MY ASSHOLE as I want THE FUCK OUT.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 5, 2021
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