2 definitions by ILikeTrainsasdf

The kind of guy who eats poop.
Person1: That guy is a total K9999
Person2: Yeah, he definitely likes his shit.
by ILikeTrainsasdf August 31, 2017
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The kind of guy who likes to fuck pillows very hard in dark places.
Person: I was trying to sleep yesterday but I had to Kaelmon'd my pillow first.
by ILikeTrainsasdf August 31, 2017
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