15 definitions by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876
When you say the same thing at the same time as someone else, you can say jinx. If you say jinx first the other person can’t talk unless you say their name 3 times. Sometimes, they can talk, they just owe you something. So this phrase came along. I’m not sure we’re the blackout part came from. So when you say jinx first, instead of making someone silent, you can say Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda! And yeah, they owe you a soda. Sometimes people will say a variant of this where they say Jinx! You owe me a Coke!
Person 1 and Person 2:Hey!
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*
Person 1:Jinx! Blackout! You owe me a soda!
Person 2:Hey! Ugh…*gives them a Coke*
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 29, 2023
The premium version of the lettuce garlic bacon tomato quarter (incredible ass-quivering) pounder. Seriously, what's with all the rainbows? It's just a really good burger.
Person:hey, welcome to our restaurant! What can I get you?
Other person:LGBTQIAP+ please
Person:Sorry, we don't sell gay people.
Other person:I WANT MY LETTUCE GARLIC BACON TOMATO QUARTER (INCREDIBLE ASS-QUIVERING) POUNDER NOW!!!
Person:oh. Surely!
Other person:LGBTQIAP+ please
Person:Sorry, we don't sell gay people.
Other person:I WANT MY LETTUCE GARLIC BACON TOMATO QUARTER (INCREDIBLE ASS-QUIVERING) POUNDER NOW!!!
Person:oh. Surely!
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 3, 2023
The buttox. Butt. Cheeks. Bread. Cake. Gluteus maximus with extra mayo
Wait a minute? Extra mayo? Forgot I wasn't ordering my baby.
Wait a minute? Extra mayo? Forgot I wasn't ordering my baby.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023
The last letter of the Roman alphabet, pronounced as zē or zed depending on the continent you live on. It is arguably the least used letter in the Roman alphabet, with other options being x or q. It is next to y in alphabetical order and is next to x on the QWERTY keyboard.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 3, 2023
Dude. Go do something else than read this. Go play outside or touch grass, do something productive. Get this stuff off your horny mind.
Person 1: Hell yeah, I'm gonna go read an erotica/sex story!
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.
Person 2: Go touch some grass, dude.
Person 1: Oh...okay.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 18, 2023
Something a mother says when feeding her little annoying picky ogre mistake when she needs to feed it but it refuses.
Mom:Here comes the airplane! Wooooooo!
Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy
Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life*
Child:MOMMY
Mom:what Bobby Joe?
Child:WHY
Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy...
Child:Candy?! *drools*
Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre*
Child:I thought we were getting candy
Child:*opens mouth* nom nom nom yummy
Mom:*mumbling:I wish I never fricked Gerald. This freaking ogre mistake is ruining my life*
Child:MOMMY
Mom:what Bobby Joe?
Child:WHY
Mom:sorry...I guess it's time to go get candy...
Child:Candy?! *drools*
Mom:Yes.*takes child to adoption centre*
Child:I thought we were getting candy
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023
One of the single most intimidating roast to use on people.
It will make your opponent braid it’s toe hair in fear, agony, pain, angry-ness, and more synonyms for upset.
It will make your opponent braid it’s toe hair in fear, agony, pain, angry-ness, and more synonyms for upset.
Person 1:Wanna roast battle?
Person 2:Sure
Others:*whispering;inaudible*
Person 1:You’re built like a milk jug. haha! Beat that!
Person 2:PPNUGGET
Person 1:*braids toe hair, crying, screaming, and pouting.*
Person 2:Sure
Others:*whispering;inaudible*
Person 1:You’re built like a milk jug. haha! Beat that!
Person 2:PPNUGGET
Person 1:*braids toe hair, crying, screaming, and pouting.*
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 April 10, 2023