15 definitions by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 July 26, 2023
Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
Mother:here comes the airplane *moves her hand around, spoon in hand.*
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023
When someone braids their toe hair, they are doing it in fear, anger, defeat, annoyance, sadness, or all of the listed adjectives. This is usually caused by a roast too effective to just make the person scream FROOT LOOPS!
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 2, 2023
Sharon is that one name in silly things. Usually, in those silly things, Sharon is a stinkle winkle, and a absolute booger eater. Stay away from most Sharons at any cost, they will usually waddle over to you at increasingly more rapid speeds to bite your ankles.
Rebecca:Hey Sharon.
Sharon:Hey Rebecca. I don’t know how to read. Also you’re an ogre, right?
Rebecca:What the fuck Sharon
Sharon:Hey Rebecca. I don’t know how to read. Also you’re an ogre, right?
Rebecca:What the fuck Sharon
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 2, 2023
I am one. Just because we have different genitalia and have breasts doesn’t mean we’re that different. WHY THE FRICKITY FRACK DIDDLY DACK THUMBTACK SIDETRACKED TICK TACK BY YOUR FEEDBACK CRAPSHACK BACK-TO-BACK DO WE HAVE SO MUCH SAID ABOUT US THAT ISNT TRUE?
Sharon:Hey did you hear Jenny is female? I thought they were a myth.
Rebecca:What the hell sharon before you said your white boyfriend had a BBD, and now you’re saying females are myths when you are one?
Greg:Guys did you know having eyes and blinking is a myth?
Rebecca:Sharon, maybe you aren’t so bad.
Rebecca:What the hell sharon before you said your white boyfriend had a BBD, and now you’re saying females are myths when you are one?
Greg:Guys did you know having eyes and blinking is a myth?
Rebecca:Sharon, maybe you aren’t so bad.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 2, 2023
Why the hell are you searching up the ENTIRE ALPHABET. If you're that bored, go outside. Call your friends. I dunno. Just do something to entertain yourself other than this website.
1:Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
2:The hell?
1:hahah I said the whole alphabet in 4 seconds and 53 milliseconds! But who's counting?.
2:The hell?
1:hahah I said the whole alphabet in 4 seconds and 53 milliseconds! But who's counting?.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 October 3, 2023
Oh, relationship advice! I might be able to help. I’m not a professional, but here’s some stuff.
1-Set up the mood. Maybe in your bedroom, a restaurant, something to get a romantic feeling.
2-Try to talk to your crush, and start a conversation. Start to complement them. They’ll probably be in a nice mood.
3-Tell them you have a confession. It’s alright if they reject you, there’s someone perfect for you out there.
4-If they want to listen, tell them they look very pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc.
5-Tell them that since they are so pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc., that you have feelings for them.
6-If they say they feel the same in some way, congratulations! If you want, hug them, or hold their waist, pull them closer, and gently kiss them.
7-If they don’t feel the same, it’s okay. Just tell them that many people probably like them because of how amazing they are.
8-If you completed this, with stage 7 or 6 being the last one, no matter what, you have been successful. Be brave, you’re amazing.
1-Set up the mood. Maybe in your bedroom, a restaurant, something to get a romantic feeling.
2-Try to talk to your crush, and start a conversation. Start to complement them. They’ll probably be in a nice mood.
3-Tell them you have a confession. It’s alright if they reject you, there’s someone perfect for you out there.
4-If they want to listen, tell them they look very pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc.
5-Tell them that since they are so pretty, handsome, beautiful, etc., that you have feelings for them.
6-If they say they feel the same in some way, congratulations! If you want, hug them, or hold their waist, pull them closer, and gently kiss them.
7-If they don’t feel the same, it’s okay. Just tell them that many people probably like them because of how amazing they are.
8-If you completed this, with stage 7 or 6 being the last one, no matter what, you have been successful. Be brave, you’re amazing.
Dude on urban dictionary:Man I gotta tell my crush I like them…but I don’t know how!
Dude on urban dictionary:hmm…I’ll search it up!
Dude on urban dictionary:oh! Cool! How to tell your crush you like them is here! I hope this advice works…
Dude on urban dictionary:hmm…I’ll search it up!
Dude on urban dictionary:oh! Cool! How to tell your crush you like them is here! I hope this advice works…
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 31, 2023