IAIN_D's definitions

Nobby Nobuttocks

A lycra clad male cyclist.Especially his bun squeezing shorts.

There goes another showy Nobby Nobuttocks owning the road.

by IAIN_D January 12, 2026

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

Chav Strands

The name given to the stereotypical male chav hair fringe due to its sparse nature covering a big forehead.

Kieran took off his Burberry cap and carefully re-arranged his blonde chav strands with his bony tattooed hands.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

Pulling A Gandhi

A person who steps in between two feuding people for the sole reason of making themselves look like a peacemaker and receiving kudos for their self-righteous effort. By relativizing the claims of each person in the dispute, and standing open armed with a pseudo-serene expression on their face, they naff off everyone in the room, but still think they are the second coming of Gandhi.

It was all sorting itself out until Steve started pulling a Gandhi, and then all hell broke loose.

by IAIN_D October 15, 2020

Last Portion Syndrome

A temporary form of anxiety widely reported by chefs and catering staff who witness it every day. It concerns the dilemma faced by a customer visiting a hot buffet table and noticing that the item he wishes to purchase is the very last portion in a tray. Thus the dilemma. Does he wait longingly for the item to be replaced with a fresh batch or does he choose something else? Whatever becomes of the last portion.............?

Hey Tony ,check out the long face on that dude at the counter. Looks like LPS to me, yes I diagnose Last Portion Syndrome.

by IAIN_D October 13, 2020

Ideological Ritalin

A term describing the American Psychological Association's claim that 'traditional male masculinity' is toxic and therefore harmful to men and boys.

That's not science, thats just ideological Ritalin you crazy feminist!

by IAIN_D January 14, 2019

Chairlatan Healer

A type of Charismatic christian who carry around fold-able chairs and offer healing.They sit you in the chair and tell you that whatever ailment you have is caused by having "one leg shorter than the other". They duly pray for your leg and behold! It appears to grow. One of the oldest parlour tricks in the book.

Just seen a couple of those Chairlatan healers in the precinct again. Told me I had one leg shorter than the other. So I told him that he had one neuron shorter than the other.

by IAIN_D September 6, 2018