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Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis when it gets longer and harder from excessive motion (also known as erection). Within the cum are sperm cells that eventually meet with egg cells in the female to form a fetus. If you want to prevent this, wear a condom.

Kid: Why was my pee white?

Dad: That’s cum, son.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

TikTok

One of the more recently discovered forms of cancer, it is a form of eye cancer. It has affected over 1 billion people, and if you have it, make your best effort to treat it.

Symptoms include:
Twerking uncontrollably
Doing dumb dances
You can only look at your phone for light
Having an IQ of -69
And many more.

Guy 1: Dude, I think you have TikTok.
Guy 2: *Has been twerking for the past 6 hours*

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Fortnite

A shitty gun game that causes cancer when played for 1 nanosecond.

Johnny: How do I install Fortnite?
Johnny’s friend: You know how some sins are unforgivable?

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Viprin

The person with the second most creator points in Geometry Dash. Whenever he makes a level it gets rated almost instantly.

RobTop:OMG OMG VIPRIN PLACED A BLOCK!!1!!!1!!11!! OMG LOOK AT THE BLOCK!!!!1!111!!!!!

Also RobTop: It’s a bit better than Viprin’s most recent level, buuuuut you’re not Viprin. No glory for you.

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Bellsprout

1) Pokémon #69 (I am not joking)

2) An alternative to the word “Bellend” that is less likely to get you in trouble

3) A word to describe an uncircumcised penis

Guy: Wanna have sex?
Girl: Yes
Guy: *takes off pants*
Girl: What a Bellsprout.
Guy: What do Pokémon have to do with this?
Girl: Your dick looks like a Bellsprout.
Guy: You’re calling me a bellend, ain’t you?

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Z

The best letter of the alphabet, and no, it is not pronounced “zed,” you dumbasses.

Person 1: What’s your favorite lever?
Person 2: Zed
Person 1: We are not friends anymore.

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023

Eevee

The BEST Pokémon.

Why? Because it is the most adorable Pokémon to exist. It is a Normal-type fox-like Pokémon that is why at first. But, if you become friends with it, it is the most loving, eager, and fluffy Pokémon to exist.

Generational status of Eevee:

Gen 1:
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon

Gen 2:
Espeon
Umbreon

Gen 3:
No new Eevees? You suck.

Gen 4:
Leafeon
Glaceon

Gen 5:
No new Eevees? You suck.

Gen 6:
Sylveon

Gen 7:
The best gen

Gen 8:
No new Eevees? You suck.

Gen 9:
A final boss using only Eeveeloutions. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: What’s your favorite Pokémon?
Person 2: Eevee.
Person 1: We are friends.
Person 3: Mine is Pikachu.
Person 1: You see this? It’s a gun.

by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023