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a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going 

1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.

Endless Jerk 

When you cannot finish jerking off after ten minutes straight
Bro I just had an endless jerk. I managed to watch an entire episode of an anime before finishing.

trombrero 

When some idiot thinks it's funny to wear a trombone like a hat
*Puts trombone on head* Hey look, I'm wearing a trombrero
This fucking word has a fucking 2675 fucking pages of fucking definitions, and I thought fucking penis had a fucking lot at about fucking 700. Now to actually fucking define the actual fucking word.

Fuck: (verb)
To insert male genitalia into the anus, vagina, or about any hole you can think of.

Fuck: (adj.)
Describes frustration

Fuck: (noun)
Emphasis on the following word

Fuck: (noun)
The best fucking word to fucking exist because it can fucking be put in any fucking sentence and still fucking make fucking sense.

Fuck: (noun)
An idiot.
Person: Fuck! I failed the test!
Person: I will fuck you.
Person: This fucking song is fucking awesome.
Person: You fucks.

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You really typed A 100 times? Wow. Either that or you held down the A key for that long. Still wow. You must be very bored if you are doing this.
Let me guess, next you will type aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 100 times. That would be 10,000 A’s.
The original maker of all Minecraft sounds and soundtracks. 13 of the 16 music discs were written by him. Mojang later hired other people to help make the sounds of Minecraft. Something less known about C418 is that his cat made the sounds for the Ghast. I know. Creepy.
Person 1: Have you heard of C418?
Person 2: You mean the guy who makes Minecraft sounds?
Person 3: His cat made the Ghast sounds.
Person 1: Where is that cat? I want to hear it.
Person 2: I think it underwent a little editing before becoming Ghast sounds.
The person with the second most creator points in Geometry Dash. Whenever he makes a level it gets rated almost instantly.
RobTop:OMG OMG VIPRIN PLACED A BLOCK!!1!!!1!!11!! OMG LOOK AT THE BLOCK!!!!1!111!!!!!

Also RobTop: It’s a bit better than Viprin’s most recent level, buuuuut you’re not Viprin. No glory for you.