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The best Eeveeloution to use in a playthrough of Pokémon Red, Blue, FireRed, and LeafGreen. This is due to it having a high special attack stat, and outspeeding most threats if given a speed boosting move. Jolteon has 130 base speed, but not a high enough special attack. While Flareon has a base 130 attack stat, it is useless, because all fire-type moves, even Fire Punch and Flare Blitz were special when these games were made, giving Flareon no physical STAB. However, if you are playing any other game, Umbreon is best due to being one of the earliest fully evolved dark-type Pokémon you can obtain. And for all you nasty, horny zoophiles out there, go fuck yourselves, you animals.
Person 1: What’s your favorite Eeveeloution?
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
Get the Vaporeon mug.Originally a term in French fencing that meant to light by poke the opponent with the sword. It now simply means that the person in an argument who says it is thinking “wait… he’s right and I can’t argue against that logic.” It is a quick and effective end to an argument
Original meaning:
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!
Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?
Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.
Guy 1: Touché
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!
Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?
Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.
Guy 1: Touché
by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023
Get the Touché mug.The BEST Pokémon.
Why? Because it is the most adorable Pokémon to exist. It is a Normal-type fox-like Pokémon that is why at first. But, if you become friends with it, it is the most loving, eager, and fluffy Pokémon to exist.
Generational status of Eevee:
Gen 1:
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon
Gen 2:
Espeon
Umbreon
Gen 3:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 4:
Leafeon
Glaceon
Gen 5:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 6:
Sylveon
Gen 7:
The best gen
Gen 8:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 9:
A final boss using only Eeveeloutions. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Why? Because it is the most adorable Pokémon to exist. It is a Normal-type fox-like Pokémon that is why at first. But, if you become friends with it, it is the most loving, eager, and fluffy Pokémon to exist.
Generational status of Eevee:
Gen 1:
Eevee
Vaporeon
Jolteon
Flareon
Gen 2:
Espeon
Umbreon
Gen 3:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 4:
Leafeon
Glaceon
Gen 5:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 6:
Sylveon
Gen 7:
The best gen
Gen 8:
No new Eevees? You suck.
Gen 9:
A final boss using only Eeveeloutions. AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: What’s your favorite Pokémon?
Person 2: Eevee.
Person 1: We are friends.
Person 3: Mine is Pikachu.
Person 1: You see this? It’s a gun.
Person 2: Eevee.
Person 1: We are friends.
Person 3: Mine is Pikachu.
Person 1: You see this? It’s a gun.
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
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Get the Endless Jerk mug.Pronounced M-and-J-TV, he is an absolute legend in the Pokémon YouTube realm. Because shiny hail form Castform was given alternate colors, he came up with the phrase “Hail Yeah.” Say it on ASPITPIAY (stands for “at some point in the past I asked you”) and you will get many upvotes. His favorite Pokémon are Sceptile and Hail Form Castform. He has many forms, including “Grunty Boi,” the bringer of the sponsor, “Mikey,” the YouTuber, “Mikie,” leader of Team Sky, and “Mickey,” because people spell it that way for some reason. He has recently become quite fond of Drowzee. He denies it, but knows deep down that his fans will get it out of him eventually. He despises Miltank, because of its sausage nipples and Whitney. Yes, you read right. But Mikey is a hero! He managed to slay the vile beast with no STAB super effective moves (after 42069 attempts, of course)! Mikey is also known to make videos with PM7, a friend of his, involving various challenges. The winner of the season gets a trophy and the loser gets a small toilet.
Person 1: Hey, do you watch MandJTV?
Person 2: No
*multiple gunshots are heard*
*a grenade goes off*
*a box of grenades goes off*
*a tank gun goes off*
*person 2 is run over by the tank*
*a nuclear bomb goes off*
*orbital strike*
*multiple orbital strikes*
*the single ash that is left is set on fire*
*the flaming ash is thrown out the window*
Person 1: You unholy shit.
Person 2: No
*multiple gunshots are heard*
*a grenade goes off*
*a box of grenades goes off*
*a tank gun goes off*
*person 2 is run over by the tank*
*a nuclear bomb goes off*
*orbital strike*
*multiple orbital strikes*
*the single ash that is left is set on fire*
*the flaming ash is thrown out the window*
Person 1: You unholy shit.
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
Get the MandJTV mug.1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.
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