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poopie pants

A total sourpuss. One who acts negative all the time, like he/she pooped in the pants. Said person is sour all the time and wants you to feel sour too.
Here comes Mr. Poopie Pants again.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 18, 2008
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trumpturd

1. an accurate nickname for the bully who got into the office of President by inducing fear, hysteria and panic; his own violent demagoguery and with help from his Russian computer hacker friends. The nickname comes from his last name TRUMP + TURD, which he is.

2. anyone who supports said douchebag no matter what he says.
1. TV announcer: This is a special report. Blah blah blah........

Crockett: Aw, man! Look at Trumpalina flapping his arms around, shouting like a maniac again. What a stupid fucking pompous ass! I wish he'd stop trying to repeal Obamacare and just leave it alone!
Tubbs: That's Trumpturd for you. He doesn't know when to stop flogging a dead horse. He just won't shut up on it.

2. Don't believe the lies of the narcisstic deranged traitor Donald Trump. Don't be a Trumpturd.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 12, 2017
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Sussudio

a girl who a guy thinks about alot, but seems to be inaccessable. From the Phil Collins hit "Sussudio", which reached Number One in the U.S. and Canada.
The Little Red Haired Girl is Charlie Brown's Sussudio.
Su - Sussudio. Oh-hoh-hoh. Oh-oh!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006
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take off

a Canadian phrase that was made popular in America with the 1982 winter hit "Take Off!" by comedians Bob and Doug MacKensey. Geddy Lee of Rush provides the actual singing between "verses" that are pretty much spoken by the comedians. Bob and Doug would go on to more success with their Christmas hit, the movie "Strange Brew", and more.
Take off! To the Great White North. Take off!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 27, 2008
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guru

somebody who is supposed to be an expert on something.
Why do you read advice columns, horoscopes and whatever the fashion gurus and motivational speakers say? You don't need these gurus to govern your life or your point of view. Just be yourself. What do you see? Just be nobody but YOU.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007
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Katie Holmes

A minor actress who was so obsessed with Tom Cruise since she was a teen. She had a poster of him on her wall. She because an actress and starred in dreck like 'Dawson's' and some forgettable flicks. She met Tom Cruise during the Aughts and every time you watched the tube or surfed the net, you'd see pics of them smooching under a table, on a floor, against a wall, everywhere. He was 43, she was 26 and a virgin (supposedly). Converting to Tom's Scientology cult, they held a shotgun wedding that her Catholic parents didn't even bother attending. After giving birth to daughter Suri and Tom eating her placenta, they later divorced. Now she dates/chases other movie stars so she is one of the most notorious STARFUCKERS around today. She sold her soul for this. A total sellout.
1. Katie Holmes was a cute young lady when she chased Tom Cruise/Cruz. now as a starfuck single mom, she's looking tired and isn't getting too much Hollyweird work lately. But she got that Big Fat Money and child support. Yeah yeah yeah.

2. One of my hobbies is astronomy and during the late Aughts a comet named Holmes (after it's discoverer) experienced an unexpected ice explosion on its head, making a nice display in binoculars. My friends and family joked about Comet Holmes being 'prettier than Sherlock Holmes, Larry Holmes (80s boxing champ with NO ego) and Katie Holmes'. I said, 'Of course Comet Holmes is 'prettier than Katie, she's just a gold-digging dumb starfucker'. Then I got dirty looks.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 12, 2022
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foxy lady

Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford, Uma Thurman, Elle Macpherson, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, Kylie Minogue, Stephi Graf, Salma Hayek, Demi Moore and many more women too numerous to list here. Need I say more?
Foxy lady!
Here I come!
I'm gonna GIT YA!
- Jimi Hendrix
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 2, 2009
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