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upchuck

1. simply it means to throw up, to "puke your guts out". See the tags for more synonyms.
1. when I was in college I was reading the university newspaper while eating my lunch on the 3rd floor study lounge. Nearby I heard activity going on the same floor. After I finished lunch I went over there and the Student Muslim Organization was holding a vigil/teach-in about what was happening in Bosnia at the time. The details in the videotape, the atrocity accounts told, and the pictures were a bit much. I felt icky inside and ready to upchuck.

2. All the sorry-ass boy bands and pop tart "divas" make me wanna upchuck when their shit is played and broadcast like some sort of Orwellian Newspeak.

3. When the cops busted into the hotel to see if Marie Provost was OK they saw her deceased body and noticed that her hungry little dauschound had partially eaten her hand. This and other things there made the cops upchuck. This story is detailed in a Nick Lowe song. Check it out.

4. I really liked the Stallone flick "First Blood", it was pretty good. The follow-up sequels however are so sick and incredibly stupid they may make you upchuck because of their outright suckability.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 30, 2009
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Madonna

1. the Italian name for the Virgin Mary, Mother of Jesus

2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell albums and other items like her book "Sex". Some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by MTV, VH1 and other video networks and programs. They have featured things like sex with a dead man, burning crosses, S & M scenes, violence, her in a VERY tight sweater (Vogue)and more. She has posed for smut mags and porno flicks. Her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking Jesus. The shitty teen pop phenomenon (Britney, Xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by Madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
1. I saw a Madonna and child painting at the art museum today.

2. While on tour in Italy Madonna invited the pope to see her show in Rome. Needless to say, he didn't go. He, the local Jewish community and the local Muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her Rome show. She did it anyway.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2008
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Champ

Vermont's counterpart to Scotland's Loch Ness Monster, which has been theorized to possibly be a marine dinosaur that didn't get extinct when the space object slammed into the Yucatan and kicked up a lot of dust all those years ago. Between Vermont and New York State is Lake Champlain, which is reputed to have such a monster living there. So naturally because of the lake's name this beast is referred to by regional residents as the "Champ".
When I first visited Vermont I came from Montreal and drove a few hours thru the Quebec countryside. I went to St. Albans which is directly on the shores of Lake Champlain. The lovely Green Mountains were in view. I asked a nearby New Englander if that body of water was Lake Champlain. He said yes. I asked him if he'd ever seen the Champ, he said "Not lately".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 2, 2007
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wankeroo

like jacking off or wanking, it's basically a waste, as in a waste of time and effort. Doesn't amount to much, it's basically just junk.
Much of the popular music in the fucking PC 90s and afterward, particularly this emo crap simply sounds like and says the same old thing, like "Ewwwwwwwwwww! You fucked me over this way, you fucked me over that way! You ran over my pet hamster with your Radio Flyer wagon when I was 6! Wah! I'm traumatized. Gimme some heroin." Most entertainment today is pure wankeroo because it's so cliche-ridden, formulaic, disposable, cookie cutter, without passion and unoriginal.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 29, 2007
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take off

a Canadian phrase that was made popular in America with the 1982 winter hit "Take Off!" by comedians Bob and Doug MacKensey. Geddy Lee of Rush provides the actual singing between "verses" that are pretty much spoken by the comedians. Bob and Doug would go on to more success with their Christmas hit, the movie "Strange Brew", and more.
Take off! To the Great White North. Take off!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 27, 2008
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guru

somebody who is supposed to be an expert on something.
Why do you read advice columns, horoscopes and whatever the fashion gurus and motivational speakers say? You don't need these gurus to govern your life or your point of view. Just be yourself. What do you see? Just be nobody but YOU.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007
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foxy lady

Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford, Uma Thurman, Elle Macpherson, Heidi Klum, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, Kylie Minogue, Stephi Graf, Salma Hayek, Demi Moore and many more women too numerous to list here. Need I say more?
Foxy lady!
Here I come!
I'm gonna GIT YA!
- Jimi Hendrix
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 2, 2009
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