I Saw U2 Live Twice's definitions

shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.

1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 31, 2019

Pookie

Pookie is the name that Garfield the fat cat gave to his loyal companion teddy bear.

Garfield goes to bed with Pookie at his side every time he sleeps.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 3, 2009

verbal diarrhea

the product that results when everything that issues from a person's mouth is a flood of wet runny shit.

I was looking in a magazine and there was an article of "things you can get for your loved ones this Christmas". There were the latest audio-books, movies, recorded speeches anthologies and then there was the recorded "works" of every Rush Limbaugh radio session to date. The writer referred to that as "verbal diarrhea". Honest!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 23, 2009

Losing my Religion

1. a southern slang phrase that means "flying off the handle", losing ones cool and losing ones self-control. Some people also think it could mean to get laid.

2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..

1. George: Jeremy has been acting funny since he polished off a bottle of Wild Turkey.

Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.

2. The title Losing My Religion caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 18, 2006

Thank You Jerry

A statement found on several Deadheads' vehicle rear bumpers expressing thanks to the late Jerry Garcia, singer, guitarist, songwriter and icon for the San Francisco roots rock band the Grateful Dead. The Grateful Dead disbanded in December 1995 after the death of Jerry Garcia earlier in the year.

The Grateful Dead are an American institution.
They truly loved to play rock'n'roll music as well as its roots, the band was very devoted to these things.
Thank you Jerry.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007

Locomotion

1. a dance that resembles a samba but where everyone places their hands on the person in front and the whole group line "chugs" along to resemble a train - hence "locomotion".

2. a popular song that goes with the dance, in the same way that "Limbo Rock", "Stroll", "Do the Conga", "Velcro Fly", "Egyptian Walk" (Bangles), the dumbshitMacarena and more. This song has been covered and has charted many many times. It became a #1 by Little Eva n 1962. Macho Michigan rockers Grand Funk (Railroad) took their hard rock version to the top in 1974. Australian singer/actress/model Kylie Minogue had a huge hit with her perky synth/dance version in 1987-1988.

1. Everybody's doing a brand new thing now. Come on baby, do the Locomotion...

2. there was a benefit dance at the Eastern Orthodox church downtown and one of dances performed was the Locomotion.

3. I've heard several versions of the Locomotion. I barely remember when Grand Funk Railroad had their tough version with the "rattling on the trash cans" drum effect (real cool) but I'm more familiar with Kylie Minogue's electropop cover because it brings up happy memories of a joyful time, it was used on numerous TV shows like "The Cosby Show" and besides, Kylie Minogue - she's CUTE.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 19, 2012

loudmouth

an obnoxious blowhard who pushes his/her ideas on others in an overbearing way, usually knowing nothing about the topic. Such person often thinks that other people are ignorant and stupid, and they often slam and belittle people who know the real facts. They think they are experts but they know zero.

1. AM radio used to have good music and radio plays and such. Since late 1992 it's been polluted with extreme political hateful loudmouths like Rubbish Limberger and other dummies. The morons have hijacked the AM dial.

2. You're a loudmouth baby

You better shut it up

I'm gonna beat you up

'Cause you're a loudmouth babe

RAMONES

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2009