I Saw U2 Live Twice's definitions

HoJo

1. a nickname for the famous roadside hotel chain Howard Johnsons.

2. a nickname for the British singer and keyboardist Howard Jones.

1. I was eating dinner at a HoJo in Memphis. The tray liner paper said, "If it tastes as good as your mom's, it must be Howard Johnsons."

2. HoJo had some big hits in the 80s such as "Things Can Only Get Better", "Life in One Day", "New Song", "You Know I Love You, Don't You?", and "Everlasting Love".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

puke puddle

a puddle of puke. A pile of bullshit. A bundle of lies.

"Stick it out
Don't swallow the poisssonnn.
Spit it out
Don't swallow the lies..."

RUSH

Dogs go back to a puke puddle and lick it all up. Trained Pavlov dogs who can't think for themselves keep falling for all the bullshit coming from snake oil salesmen, corrupt politicians, money-stealing gurus, rip-off artists and more. People need to start thinking on their own and quit lapping up puke puddles.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 15, 2009

Heather Mills

a gold digger who married Sir Paul McCartney in 2002. She tried smear his reputation by saying that he abused her. Now wait a minute. Paul is a Beatle, that means that he can't go to the restroom without the press knowing about it. He was married to Linda for nearly 30 years. It was rare for a celebrity marriage, it truly lasted until death do they part. If he was a mean and abusive person, wouldn't we know about that long before now? Heather is just making up shit to gain sympathy and get more moolah. When she gets her settlement all Paul has to do is write another album and go on one of his marathon world tours and that will recoup his losses, then he can forget all about her.

Heather Mills married Paul for his money, now she wants to take it and run, as well get her famous 15 minutes.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 12, 2007

Fuck you, asshole!

a phrase that the Terminator picks up during a fight to get some clothes.

from the movie:

Custodian: Do you have any trash?

Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008

Sussudio

a girl who a guy thinks about alot, but seems to be inaccessable. From the Phil Collins hit "Sussudio", which reached Number One in the U.S. and Canada.

The Little Red Haired Girl is Charlie Brown's Sussudio.
Su - Sussudio. Oh-hoh-hoh. Oh-oh!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

trumpturd

1. an accurate nickname for the bully who got into the office of President by inducing fear, hysteria and panic; his own violent demagoguery and with help from his Russian computer hacker friends. The nickname comes from his last name TRUMP + TURD, which he is.

2. anyone who supports said douchebag no matter what he says.

1. TV announcer: This is a special report. Blah blah blah........

Crockett: Aw, man! Look at Trumpalina flapping his arms around, shouting like a maniac again. What a stupid fucking pompous ass! I wish he'd stop trying to repeal Obamacare and just leave it alone!
Tubbs: That's Trumpturd for you. He doesn't know when to stop flogging a dead horse. He just won't shut up on it.

2. Don't believe the lies of the narcisstic deranged traitor Donald Trump. Don't be a Trumpturd.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 12, 2017

poopie pants

A total sourpuss. One who acts negative all the time, like he/she pooped in the pants. Said person is sour all the time and wants you to feel sour too.

Here comes Mr. Poopie Pants again.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 18, 2008