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FTS

it means "Fuck This Shit". Used to express frustration and/or apathy.
I was waiting for the signal to change so I could cross the street in downtown Toronto and there was Charles. He was blitzed and he was wearing a shirt I've seen in America. It said on the top "Famous Oriental Saying" and had some slash marks below it. Turning the head sideways revealed that the "Oriental characters" made up the English words "fuck this shit". Charles repeated the "saying" on his racist T-shirt by saying "Yeah. Fuck this shit. FTS." The light turned green. We crossed the street, I turned east and he went west.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 5, 2006
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Super Trouper

1. a real cool cop who'd go out of the way for you and yet still be working on his job of maintaining security and keeping the peace.
Also super trooper.

2. the title dance track of an early 80s ABBA album.
1. I was at a free show at an outdoor mall opening one weekend and the featured band was Cheap Trick. I've seen them before and they really ROCK like there's no tomorrow. They ALWAYS give their best. The guitarist was flicking picks into the crowd and then he reached into a bucket and chucked a handful into the air. Several of them landed in the grass nearby. I politely asked this cop if he could retrieve one for me. He said he needed to keep his eye on the crowd. I merely suggested he'd do that while looking at me and I could dictate to him where to place his hand. He did just that while keeping watch on me. Soon he got a pick, I said "you can come up now", he handed me the guitar pick. I thanked him kindly, shook his hand and told him that he is a real super trooper. He didn't have to go all out for this but he did and I was very grateful for it. He asked if this was my first Trick show. I said no but this gig was thrilling nonetheless. He said he volunteers for duty at events like this a lot. He told me that he and his wife have seen Cheap Trick play over 30 times and that they play anywhere! What a guy.

2. Me and Greg were playing a game of Monopoly and John brought in two albums: "Super Trouper" by ABBA and "Love at First Sting" by the Scorpions. We had fun that afternoon.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008
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UMF

It's an abbreiation for the phrase "Ultimate Mind Fuck". It can have 2 possible meanings:

1. when 2 people unite mentally as well as physically during sex. This is implicated in the 1993 song "UMF" by Duran Duran. The terms "UMF" and "Ultimate Mind Fuck" are not in the lyrics.

2. brainwash, mass deceit, censorship, when several people (as in a cult or an entire nation) are mentally manipulated and hoodwinked and led astray by propaganda, corruption and outright lies and absolute bullshit.
1. Renee and Angela made love last night and experienced union in body and mind. They shared the UMF.

2. In the 90s decade there was a lot of New Age "solutions", shilling evangelists, superstitions, comet cult suicides, Y2K hysteria and other end-of-the-millenium bullshit. Then came the 00s with all its corruption, stupidity and shit and the Iraq war circus. That's one major UMF after another!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 26, 2011
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holy man

basically, he's a wise man, a seer, a sage, maybe a prophet. He has great knowledge and great wisdom, much of it attained through experience. He may have a connection with God.
When you make your secret journey, you will be a holy man.
The Police
1981
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 1, 2007
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mindfuck

1. A now scientific and academic but still obscene word for mind manipulation with misinformation, gaslighting and outright lies that are so ridiculous yet are believed by some people. A practice used by cults. Head games, especially on a large scale.

2. Any kind of lie or rumor used in news or education. Absolute bullshit that the source wants you to accept and believe.
America has been in a massive mindfuck for years .

1. News media have slipped in fake stories claiming that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. cheated on his PhD., cheated on his wife, was a pervert or a (drumroll, please) Communist. Total bullshit. A historical mindfuck for the racist whites to justify their hatred.
2. During the 1991 Gulf War the media claimed that the Iraqi desert climate 'made it so that their chemical weapons didn't work' on US soldiers. The whole USA was in a jingoistic massive mindfuck. It was sickening.
3. In school we were taught that Christopher Columbus 'discovered' the New World and brought peace, freedom, Christianity and technology to the Native Americans. Yet even in 2nd grade we read that Norse men came here at least 500 years before. Last year I visited a Huron museum in Quebec City that showed that Norse and Huron had an indirect 'trading Silk Route'. Columbus was no hero, he was a bastard and we were mindfucked with bogus history.
4. Every fucking day Dirtbag Traitor Trump pulls his mindfuck on the public. First the CoVid-19 is a 'hoax', then he wears a mask, then he doesn't, then he blames China for 'inventing' it. He keeps changing the lies all the time, he can't keep up with it and his followers eat up all his crap. It's a massive mindfuck.
5. I've been calling all night and morning, I heard Stacy say to her roomate to tell me she wasn't home. She's been seeing Anthony on the side and she's playing a mindfuck on me. I don't like it.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
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hurting unit

someone who had a rash of bad luck and misfortune.
Daryl: Joe got struck down by a cyclist and broke his ankle. Also, his girlfriend Christine left him for that bohunk Milton.

John: Joe is surely a hurting unit right now.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006
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REO Speedwagon

1. a popular truck, used for fire truck and other purposes. Made by the R.E. Olds automobile company. Popular in the 1940s and 1950s.

2. a popular American hard rock band that had several hits in the 1980s like "Don't Let Him Go", "Can't Fight This Feeling", "Keep On Loving You", "In My Dreams" and more.
1. In the Canadian Automotive Museum in Oshawa, Ontario, Canada I saw an REO Speedwagon. Also, my mom remembers the REO Speedwagon truck.

2. Hit REO Speedwagon albums include "High Infidelity" and "Wheels are Turning".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 7, 2006
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