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AIDS infected cougar cock

when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock.

When I was in the medical clinic's waiting room the TV was on the TVLand channel and it was showing an episode of Miami Vice. It became very clear to me about how most TV shows of today truly suck AIDS infected cougar cock.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

white lady

1. an adult white woman. For all you anthroplogist and PC types the term is "European-American" or "Euro-American". "Caucasian" isn't entirely effective because the Caucasian race/catagory/whatever includes Arabic, Indian subcontinent and other peoples whose skins aren't white.

2. a slang name for powdered cocaine.

1. my girlfriend is a short stout beautiful auburn-haired white lady with soft blue eyes. She may not be a goddess but she's got a charming personality and that's good enough for me.

2. I was at a party at a sorority house at Palmer Avenue. I went to the kitchen to get a drink and Hugo, Mindy and Jeff were tooting lines. They asked if I wanted a snort and I said no. The only white lady I want is in the flesh. It's said that love is the drug and that's the drug that I want - not the kind you sniff up your nose.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 29, 2009

John Hoosier Melonhead

A nickname that the Columbus, Ohio rock radio station Q-FM-96 has for heartland rocker John Mellencamp, who hails from Indiana, and is therefore a Hoosier. He's been in the business for many years and has scored many hits, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. His first hit was "I Need a Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy", hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada with "Jack and Diane", and has scored hit after hit since. His recent album hit the top 5 this year. First he was known as "Johnny Cougar", then "John Cougar", then briefly as "John Mellencamp Cougar", then "John Cougar Mellencamp" for the rest of the 80s, then he dropped the "Cougar" in the 90s. His sound is pretty much a mixture of Stonesy rock with a rural atmosphere and Appalachian folk instrumentation, although Mellencamp has experimented with other styles, too. He's made a number of really good albums, including Uh-Huh, Scarecrow, The Lonesome Jubilee, Human Wheels, Dance Naked and more. To quote the title of one of his hits, "Check it Out".

1. Here in the Midwest, John Mellencamp has long had a strong fan base. He frequently performs in Ohio and is very popular here.

2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008

PLAY IT LOUD, MUTHA!

a popular phrase associated with the 80s glam metal band Twisted Sister.

I saw the liner notes to my roomate's copy of a Twisted Sister album. There was a paragraph stating about the listener's audio enjoyment as he/she listens to the recorded music on a stereo. It goes la-da-da-da-da, on and on until the last sentence says "in other words, PLAY IT LOUD, MUTHA!" Also, I once saw someone wearing a T-shirt with a picture of the band's singer Dee Snyder shouting that phrase.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 3, 2008

ZZ Top beard

a very long beard that grows for years without ever being cut. Guitarist Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill of the band ZZ Top both sport this type of beard, way down past their bellies. They've been growing them out since 1974 if not before. In the 80s they were offered millions of dollars by a razor company if they'd shave the beards off. They declined. Their famous facial hair made the band notorious when they made those videos for the album "Eliminator". Ironically ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has no beard, he's usually clean-shaven.

That Vietnam vet who ferries a go-cart service at the Veterans Administration clinic parking lot has a ZZ Top beard.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 20, 2008

Bad Chicken Dinner

in the U.S. Navy, this is a slang term used to denote a Bad Conduct Discharge (BCD), one of the worse type of military discharges given. A discharge like this is basically given for commiting offenses that would count as felonies in the civilian world.

David Doo-no-good was court-martialed today and found guilty of molesting his own daughter. He recieved a reduction-in-rate to the bottom paygrade (E-1), all his pay and allowances were forfeited, he got sentenced to 12 years at the Pebble Factory (the military slammer located at Leavenworth, Kansas),and he will receieve a Bad Chicken Dinner. After that no one will want to hire him, no college will want to admit him, he will need to find some rich bitch to marry and support him. Was the action worth all that? He is one major SMF. No bones about it.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 12, 2007

Milli Vanilli

Officially, Milli Vanilli was a techno-dance singing duo consisting of Rob Pilatus of Germany and Fabrice Morvan of France. They released one album in late 1988, "Girl You Know is True". From that period up to early 1990 it spawned five Top 10 hits - the title track, the #1 "Don't Forget My Number", the #1 "Girl I'm Gonna Miss You", the #1 "Blame It On the Rain" and entering the new decade with "All or Nothing". In early 1990, they were caught lip-synching "Blame It On the Rain" live on TV during a music awards show. The previous year the tape skipped during a "concert" that also revealed the duo's lip-synching. Allegations flew. Later in the year the duo said they wanted to do some real singing on their next album. They revealed to a music employee that all they did for the record was pose for the album cover and have the project credited to them under the name "Milli Vanilli". The shit really hit the fan after that. The duo's album sold multi-platinum but was soon deleted. They had to return their Grammy for Best New Group, the first time that ever happened. Milli Vanilli was disgraced in what is possibly the biggest sham in music history. Still, they were used in a Pepsi TV ad the following year, lip-synching to an opera record. A year later, they released an album under their real names, supposedly the vocals were the duo's own. It sank like a stone in a pond. Pilatus commited suicide in 1998. Fabrice is still living. The term "Milli Vanilli" now is used to denote fraud and fakery.

Since that time other performers like Madonna, Ashlee Simpson and Britney Spears have been caught lip-synching on stage. Not as much fuss has been made about any of that. Hmmmm. It's a damn shame that the Milli Vanilli story has come to what it is. Their first album has some really good songs on it, but they will never be released again and we probably never will hear them again because of the big scandal. There's some terrific music on it, it's just a shame that the wrong people got all the credit for it.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007