I Saw U2 Live Twice's definitions

Ramones

the original and best punk rock band. Formed in New York City in 1974, when rock'n'roll and pop was full of depressing shit (this was after the Beatles broke up), the Ramones wanted to bring the excitement back to rock'n'roll music. And they did! Oh yeah! Rock'n'roll was revitalized and fun again and would be until the mid 90s. I saw this band 4 times before they broke up in 1996. They ALWAYS played different setlists and they always delivered first-rate rock'n'roll. Today's poser punk bands do not measure up to these guys. LONG LIVE THE RAMONES!

Check out their anthology "Hey! Ho! Let's Go!" and their live album "Loco Live". This is the first band to be officially labeled as "punk", and they're still better than the rest (although there have been many other great punk bands since the Ramones, too!). .

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

Pussycat Dolls

a large group of talentless bimbos, skanks and hos, like the lousy Spice Girls. They think they are a music group but like the Spice Girls, they have NO singing or musical abilities whatsoever. They were assembled from strip club circuits, just like the Spice Girls. THIS is an example of what's wrong with the music business today. Good looks do not a good band make.

The Pussycat Dolls' "music", lyrics and videos are all complete piles of SHIT. Worthless trash.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2007

pop music

1. Utter corporate shit that the men in suits push on the public in order to dumb down the populace. It is manufactured to the max by some "songwriters" in Europe who think music can be put together like Lego sets - I could write better lyrics and music than what's on these "songs" when I am STONED. Pop music acts concentrate more on their looks, sexuality and choreographed dance moves. ALL of those teenybopper pop acts suck out the unwashed ass. The fucking Spice Girls started this trend of trash about 10 years ago and the public have been sheep ever since. We need a punk-like rock and roll movement to bring music back to the people.

2. A chart-topping new wave hit for M in late 1979.

1. Quit playing that Britney Spears crap! She can't sing. Here. Play this U2 CD instead. U2 rocks. That Britney Speares CD ain't good for nothing except for use as a frisbee, and then you should fling it in the fucking trash can.

2. ... New York London Paris Munich everybody talk about pop music
talk about pop music, talk about pop music
shimmy shimmy doo-wop pop pop shoo-wop...

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 12, 2008

Anarchy in the U.K.

a classic tavern song that will always turn some heads. Often considered to be the first punk rock song ever, it isn't. It's the first hit by the Sex Pistols, who were not the first punk rock band (the Ramones were). This song was intentially provocative and still is to those people who don't know it or don't understand punk.

Megadeth and Motley Crue have covered "Anarchy in the U.K." in the late 80s.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008

Mary Jane

1. one of many slang terms for marijuana.

2. a hit song by Rick James.

3. a hard candy (honest!). It can be found in nostalgic catalogs such as that of the Vermont Country Store.

1. Mary Jane is a very popular girl. I was at a Pink Floyd concert and sure enough she was there! The smoke got all over our clothes and hair. I never saw so much grass smoking in my life.

2. I saw Rick James and his Stone City Band ("stone", get it?) on the Dick Clark show on TV. They performed "Mary Jane". I was VERY young at the time, not even a teenager yet and I could tell that this wasn't simply a love song, this was about toking.

3. When I paged thru a catalog my mom got in the mail I saw 2 pages featuring old fashioned candy. There was Mary Jane hard candy. I got the giggling fits over that.

4. Mary Jane is the girl for me. I'm good to her and she is good to me....

5. Mareee Jayyynnee...

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 5, 2009

Comfortably Dumb

1. a state where someone is leaving in a state of catatonic stupor. Said person is so incompetant and so inconprehending that you can drop hints of something being wrong or going wrong bad and the person won't respond or bat an eye. It's a state of being in dream land. As it's said, "Ignorance Is Bliss".

2. a condition where a person "plays dumb" in order to flunk out of a class he or she hates and doesn't want to be in anyhow.

1. for years the economy has been in horrible shape. Many people have been diverted by war shown as entertainment on TV (manipulating prejudices, stereotypes and hateful passions), lovely sexy-but-airheaded bimbos, gossip, and star worship and more. The newscaster throws in a brief bit about the recession then he tells some cockamaimy or cutesy-wutsey heart-tugger tale. The unnoticing, inattentive and unflinching public says "Amen". They have become comfortably dumb.

2. Soozie hated her Business class. She was pressured by her academic advisor to sign up for it, so she intentually flunked all its exams. She acted comfortably dumb to get out a course that bored her to tears.

3, and the paper today
tells of war and waste
then you turn right over to the TV page...

CROWDED HOUSE

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 5, 2009

spliff

a BIG fat joint (marijuana cigaret). It has nothing but grass alone or a combination of weed and tobacco together. The cover of "Catch A Fire", the first international album by reggae superstar Bob Marley has a picture of him smoking a spliff.

1. The British reggae band UB40 released a tune called "Mi Spliff" in 1985.

2. excuse me while I light my spliff (spliff)
Oh God I gotta take a lift...

Bob Marley
"Easy Skanking"

3. Now EVERYBODY!
Roll roll roll your joint
Gently down the line
Have a whiff from my spliff
Blow your fucking mind!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 24, 2009