I Saw U2 Live Twice's definitions

Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A.

a deceptive slogan that the satanic chain store WalMart uses to stir up patriotic fervor and draw in customers. Actually most of their goods are Chinese gulag-made imports that are no better than those found anyplace else.

The slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A." is just another tool in their scheme to establish their rule over the global market and economy and abolish what workers and unions have achieved all those years ago.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007

Backstreet boy

1. a member of a generic corporate shitass pop group that hit it big in the late 90s and early 00s. Nobody likes them except tween and teen girls who have godawful taste in music.

2. a young teen boy or a 20-something Gen Y man who follows along with whatever shit the idiots in suits dish out, gets a stupid haircut for a couple of bucks, doesn't know anything about rock'n'roll culture, likes Ally McBeal and basically wastes his life away.

1. The Backstreet Boys for real fucking suck out the ass.

2. The employee at the music store came up to me and asked me if I needed help finding anything. I asked do you have any CDs by the band Genesis. That backstreet boy took me over to the Christian pop section. What a dumbass!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 20, 2008

Kid Cock

1. a nickname for KID ROCK. He doesn't know if he's country, rock or rap so he mixes all three genres together. Yet that's the only positive thng you can say about him, if you can find one. He styles himself as 'Bullgod', 'Rock'n'Roll Jesus', 'American Badass' and other titles but he's a Number One asshole. When he isn't supporting Donnie Douchebag TraitortrashTrump, he writes pornographic boastful songs about his COCK. He thinks women are good for nothing but giving head to 'music gods' like himself. His 2001 CD 'Cocky' lives up to its name in more ways than one. He always tells everyone to kiss his ass and everybody is a 'faggot' in his vocabulary.

2. any lippy immature sassybrat sociopathic shit head that you don't invite to social gatherings because all they do is make pompous asses of themselves talking trash, slamming others and telling uncouth penis and potty jokes. Such people often brag in detail about their sex experiences and make dirty put-down jokes on others in order to appear 'macho'. They ain't in the least. Trump-lovers generally fall into this definition.

1. In 2015 the Rolling Stones came to my university football stadium and they needed an opening act, Kid Cock was available. The stadium was only a third full when he played, with a Confederate flag behind him he sang/rapped songs about his cock, flipped the bird repeatedly (all his CDs and/or Cd trays have that gesture) and made a total douchebag of himself. He brayed that he wanted all the woman on the stage with HIM (so they'd suck his dick). His swag booths had T-shirts and trench coats stating on the back, 'U NEVER MET A MOTHER FUCKER QUITE LIKE ME'. He shames himself worse than any critic ever could. Kid Cock refers himself by the ugliest epithet in the American + Canadian English lexicon, he calls himself a MOTHERFUCKER. HE said it, not me.

2. Lewis is always bragging about his dick, running his mouth about others by calling them 'virgins' whether they are or not. always bragging about the 'pussy' he gets yet he has five kids from various women, spreads the clap around and talks about nothing but sex. He's a Kid Cock and a fan of Kid Rock and his juvenile music. He supports Trump too.

3. Look at Richard wearing that Kid Cock shirt. He's calling himself a MOTHERFUCKER! Hey, you! Yes, you! You stupid MOTHERFUCKER! You know what you are, you white trailer trash Trump-loving Kid Cock fan! MOTHERFUCKER!!! HAHAHA!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 4, 2021

Canaca

It's a trade name for a major cannabis growing firm in Canada. The name comes from 'CANAdian CAnnabis'. Since marijuana in all its forms and uses is legal in Canada, this is a major agricultural company that grows hemp plants.

1. I reently took a big vacation going through Canada and New England. I entered Canada at Niagara Falls at bought some reefers and a lighter at a cannabis shop in town. Later on during a pit stop at the Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory I got some gas for my car then I went next door to the Smoke On the Water shop (that's the actual name!) and I bought 3 more yellow submarines. When I arrived at the motel in Ottawa and got settled in for the next day of city touring I pulled out two doobies from my Canaca bottle and lit up.
2. Before I reentered the U.S.A. there were signs stating that you couldn't take weed out of Canada but I already smoked mine anyway. I did save my Canaca bottle and brought it back to America. empty.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 7, 2019

party like it's 1999

to party like there's no tomorrow. Live like today's your last. In the 1983 Prince hit "1999" he refers to "2000-0-0 party over, oops - out ot time" so tonight he "parties like it's 1999". This became a catch phrase in the American lexicon.

After the Pink Floyd concert we walked over to the campus strip, hit the bars and restaurants, drank like fish and generally we decided to party like it's 1999.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008

Pit City

a term that describes something as disgusting.

Michelle: Art likes to smoke his cigars while in his car.

Amy: Oh, gross! Pit City!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006

dumb blonde

a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde hair (usually bleached). Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars today), yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up.

1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!

I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
...

'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ...

I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ...

Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN

2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes.

3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand together behind the President no matter what he says or does. Need I say anymore?

4. I dated a girl with bleached hair in college. She's got knowledge and refinement but she is quite an airhead, an educated fool. She'd tell me, the professor of the class we were in together and practically everyone we ran into on a date her life story and all the things me and her did. What do ya know?

5.

Q: How did the dumb blonde correct a mistake on a report on her computer?

A: She used Wite-Out on the computer screen!

6. I like women of all hair colors. Not every blonde woman is a dumb blonde.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 27, 2009