jesus

the son of god

person1: i believe in jesus

by I'm in the next door :) May 01, 2022

gtg

what your bf says after he found out you are pregnant

bf: well gtg we have no milk

by I'm in the next door :) May 02, 2022

hug

something you dream you can give your crush

after his child

person1: i wish i could give him a hug

by I'm in the next door :) May 02, 2022

karen

your mom when she didn't get the correct order

chef: jeez karen

by I'm in the next door :) May 02, 2022

i lava you

something that your 7 year old classmates would say for no f^cking reason

wanna hear a joke?
but remember bring bleach to put in your ears after

what dis the volcano said to the fire? i LAVA you

heh

but i lava you :)

by I'm in the next door :) May 01, 2022

$3x

something random obviously 🙄

$3x

by I'm in the next door :) May 01, 2022

oh my god

something that you say when you are scared/worried and you ask gods help

or

something that your girlfriend screams when you push to hard

girl: oh my god i said stop pushing my earing my earhole closed
boy: ehh sh-

by I'm in the next door :) May 02, 2022