5 definitions by I lost the game
When you give a normal person my the name of Sammy (Sam, Samuel) an absolutely insane amount of alcohol (1/2 four loko) they will turn into the most dangerous living thing on the planet fkr 2-10 hours. Their balls are so huge at this point they would be willing to do anything. A common result of embracing glizammy is when they get tired they like to lay soulless on top of a grill. Glizammy is a very high maintenance specimen (often pisses in parking lots)
by I lost the game January 13, 2023
A type of vest which has soup and gravy dribles down the front, this is mainly worn by 50 year old men with no hair and they try and chat-up little kids on the internet.
Man: ooo a vest
sales assistant: no you don't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.
sales assistant: no you don't need that yet, your only 30
man: ok, reserve me one of those soup stain vests for 20 years time.
by I lost the game March 5, 2008
by I lost the game March 4, 2008
A horrible disease that makes you eventually starve to death.
fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.
it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.
Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.
WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.
it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.
Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.
WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Man with Fridge Blindness: wheres the butter?
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD
*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD
*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*
by I lost the game April 19, 2008
The game -
a person hears about the game and thus loses by thinking about it, they must then say (or shout) " i've lost the game" then everyone who hears and thinks about the game also loses. when someone asks about the game they are told the rules and then they are in the game.
there is one way to leave the game, which is to die without thinking of the game, which means they are not playing... (what?) so there is no way to win.
the normal reaction to someone saying i lost the game is to start swearing and punching the person for making them lose.
--- P.S i lost the game---
a person hears about the game and thus loses by thinking about it, they must then say (or shout) " i've lost the game" then everyone who hears and thinks about the game also loses. when someone asks about the game they are told the rules and then they are in the game.
there is one way to leave the game, which is to die without thinking of the game, which means they are not playing... (what?) so there is no way to win.
the normal reaction to someone saying i lost the game is to start swearing and punching the person for making them lose.
--- P.S i lost the game---
by I lost the game March 4, 2008