11 definitions by HungryNoobivore

oh no second

The exact moment where you realize what a big mistake you have made.

*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

snookums

Verbal sugar. Sick way of addressing someone close to you. Can be replaced by "bitsy-pookums".

"Oh, hello snookums!"
"Im a man, dammit!"

by HungryNoobivore January 7, 2010

dad joke

Style of joke often limited to the dads of the world because anyone else would be able to see how embarrassing the punch-line and response will be.

>You know what a wok is don't you?
>(flatly) What dad?
>It's what you throw at a wabbit when you don't have a wifle. Hur hur hur.
>Ugh. Dad joke.

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

Juicy Fart

The kind of fart where toilet paper is necessary to clean up.

>*farts
>Ha! Nice one
>Ugh. Not really.
>Whoah! Juicy Fart! Run away!
>*squelches to bathroom.

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

MW2

Modern Warfare 2. Equivalent to sex in a box.

>You want to play some MW2?
>I love it when you talk dirty.

by HungryNoobivore January 28, 2010

Noobivore

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.

O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.

by HungryNoobivore January 4, 2010

Low Blow

Shameless attack on a man's wedding tackle, usually a single kick, allowing the coward a chance to escape. Usually ends with the victim writhing in pain on the ground, wondering if he will ever have children.

"Now I just have to hit him with a low blow and then I can leg it out of here."

by HungryNoobivore January 2, 2010