HungryNoobivore's definitions

Noobivore

A gamer that figuratively "eats noobs for breakfast". An alternate description for a pro gamer that is not as egotistic.

O.o I don't want to play on that server. It's full of scary Noobivores. Can we go back to playing Viva Pinata plz.

by HungryNoobivore January 4, 2010

snookums

Verbal sugar. Sick way of addressing someone close to you. Can be replaced by "bitsy-pookums".

"Oh, hello snookums!"
"Im a man, dammit!"

by HungryNoobivore January 7, 2010

MW2

Modern Warfare 2. Equivalent to sex in a box.

>You want to play some MW2?
>I love it when you talk dirty.

by HungryNoobivore January 28, 2010

Old Spice Guy

Actors name Isaiah Mustafa. Main icon of the Old Spice franchise's ads. The best thing ever to happen to advertising.

old spice guy: Did you know that I'm riding this horse backwards?... HIYAH!!

by HungryNoobivore July 15, 2010

Macho

Description of someone manly, specifically someone who ignores or endures discomfort to maintain the appearance of manliness.

The height of macho is jogging home after your own vasectomy.

by HungryNoobivore January 2, 2010

Juicy Fart

The kind of fart where toilet paper is necessary to clean up.

>*farts
>Ha! Nice one
>Ugh. Not really.
>Whoah! Juicy Fart! Run away!
>*squelches to bathroom.

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

Low Blow

Shameless attack on a man's wedding tackle, usually a single kick, allowing the coward a chance to escape. Usually ends with the victim writhing in pain on the ground, wondering if he will ever have children.

"Now I just have to hit him with a low blow and then I can leg it out of here."

by HungryNoobivore January 2, 2010