60 definitions by Hugh Jass

A combination of the words beeatch and speech, forming a term for a very bitchy speech team personage.

Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.

The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.
"Why did she get a 6 last round? Because she is a speeach, of course!"

"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."
by Hugh Jass June 3, 2003
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nu metal-Talentless, corporate music that is created by major record companies and marketed to scared, suburban teens in an effort to ween them off of boy bands and into another demographic. Most nu metal bands are played on pop stations.


Source: Mxtabs.net
Trapt, limp bizcut, linkin park are all nu metal bands
by Hugh Jass July 13, 2003
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Dammit, man- I was going to have a barbeque but all my friends went veggie.
by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003
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1) The act of smoking marijuana in an enclosed space, esp. when the space is particularly small and cramped.
All 6 of us had a clambake and smoked that fatty in my bathroom with the door closed and when we came out our eyes were all glassy and bloodshot.
by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003
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the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.
Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.
by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003
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A violent individual who partakes in attacking random fans in a basketball game.
I was at the pistons game and got my ass kicked by Ron Artest
by Hugh Jass December 5, 2004
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