Hugh G Rection's definitions

Sexual harassment

A means of using your gender as a female to get money from rich and powerful males.

Bill Riley asked me how I was doing today, so I sued him for 9 large for sexual harassment !!! Pretty sweet huh?

by Hugh G Rection April 20, 2017

seamen

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.

What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!

by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006

magna cum laude

Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.

Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!

by Hugh G Rection December 28, 2005

gaucho

1. The cowboys in Argentina
2. An unconfortable friend, who has questionable taste, bad manners, exposes you before your friends and undermines your social position. You wont get rid of him, dumping him near the freeway, because of course youre so fucking gay and you are banging him (or he is banging you). After a Steely Dan song, but then again, who the hell knows what they really meant?

1. Gaucho, sos un boludo ché...
2. Who is the gaucho amigo, why is he standing in your spangled-leather poncho, whith the studs that match your eyes? Bodacious cowboys, such as your friend, will never be welcome here, high in the Custerdome...

by Hugh G Rection January 27, 2005

Ganja

Jamaica's finest.

Im goin' to Mo Bay on a ganja vacation mon...

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

Pinche gringo cara de mierda

Mexican expression used to humorously address an anglo person. Roughly translated, it means "silly red-faced gringo". Its not really rude, but kind of playful and endearing, so you can use it freely in polite company, like for example when you´re playing golf with your American business partners.

Pinche gringo cara de mierda, tu paga la cuenta cabron! (You silly red faced gringo, id be delighted if you picked up the tab!)

by hugh g rection March 16, 2009

twiddle

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003