65 definitions by Hugh G Rection

To give a girl's clit a real workout, I mean, like when you give it the rub-a-dub taking it between your thumb and index. Not to be confused with mere twiddle.
I was giving her a real tweaking when her mother walked in on us.
by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003
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Common name employed by forensic experts for the ultraviolet lamps used to spot semen stains on fabric.
Pass me the lewinsky, Scully... this sure looks like extraterrestrial spunk
by Hugh G Rection September 16, 2003
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The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
by Hugh G Rection March 23, 2005
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One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.
Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.
by Hugh G Rection February 25, 2006
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See tits, hooters, bazookas, bazongas... same thing.
Knockers have to be kinda big to deserve being called that.
Lil titties are better addressed as mosquito bites or zits
Like electric toy trains, knockers were originally designed for kids, but are mostly enjoyed by grownups.
by Hugh G Rection September 20, 2003
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A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 19, 2005
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that's when u got such a large cock you go about dragging it on the floor.
Also known as a mopwanger.
Make way... make way... mopwanger passing thru... doncha dare to step on it, or you can get mopbanged!
by Hugh G Rection October 31, 2003
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