VPILF

Vice-President I'd Like to Fuck.

Did you check out Sarah Palin? She's a real VPILF!

by Hufmybone October 30, 2008

corporate rower

Describes the average corporate employee who is chained to an oar (desk) and rows to the corporate drum beat. Similar metaphorically to Charlton Heston (#41) in Ben Hur when he was chained to an oar below the deck of a galley and the manager is pounding the drum with the CEO commanding the speed.

Look at Bob he's a real corporate rower. Ramming speed #41!

by Hufmybone May 16, 2009

Hung Bomb

The last piece of shit that just won't break off from your ass.

Damn it I got a hung bomb. Now I'm going to have to wipe it off.

by HufMyBone July 20, 2008