2 definitions by Honey badger

Poop Sherpa

Clingy dog who believes they are needed to help guid you through your bathroom experience. Dutifully stays by your side always.

When you have a dog, you are used to having a shadow even on the toilet. Your own personal Poop Sherpa to help you through number two.

by Honey badger July 25, 2019

Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.

That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.

by Honey badger January 15, 2013