21 definitions by Homer

miles> up for some pork later? ;D
gideon> im not allowed pork ;(
miles> not even to smoke? ;O
by Homer April 7, 2003
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the DEFRAGMENTOR
aka excuses

Defrag> WTF? shit my brother been using the pc, and moved my keyboard 1cm to the left, fuckin mousemat in a different place and now my aim is like (1)player
by Homer April 7, 2003
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Stating your philosophical stance on a situation with a affirmative predisposition.
That's how I roll.
i.e.-Jack black kicking Will Ferrel's dog over the bridge after Ferrel ruined Black's motorcycle, then stating to Ferrel, "thats how I roll".

"you aint got my cash, I'll bust a cap in your ass. Yeah nigga, thats how I roll."
by Homer November 22, 2004
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A liquor that smells and tastes like a clean, sweet, young, hot, wet, woman/girl. (check local statutes for legal age.)
by Homer November 10, 2003
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n.A place that is pulled down right in front of your eyes to blind you from the real world. Part of a computer program designed to save the race of humanity.
Morpheus takes Neo and teaches him how to live in the Matrix
by Homer May 16, 2003
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Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".

Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.
That guy is absolutely lammered
by Homer September 1, 2003
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