feminine itch

My girlfriends fingernails

Her nails on my nutt sack

by Homer November 10, 2003

The Matrix

n.A place that is pulled down right in front of your eyes to blind you from the real world. Part of a computer program designed to save the race of humanity.

Morpheus takes Neo and teaches him how to live in the Matrix

by Homer May 16, 2003

oshkosh

A kickass city on Lake Winnebago located in Central Wisconsin.

Oshkosh is neat.

by Homer October 19, 2003

Defrag

the DEFRAGMENTOR
aka excuses

Defrag> WTF? shit my brother been using the pc, and moved my keyboard 1cm to the left, fuckin mousemat in a different place and now my aim is like (1)player

by homer April 06, 2003

zohaib

There was once a legend of some kind of super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib. The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib noobed countless people.

1. OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!

by Homer March 26, 2005

Trulove

When both girlfriends don't mind doing me at the same time!

Julie and her sister!

by Homer November 10, 2003

SLR5000

It is the best car

It goes fast

by Homer July 29, 2003