Homer's definitions

zohaib

There was once a legend of some kind of super noob. A mythical creature called zohaib. The deadliest noob in the world, zohaib noobed countless people.

1. OOHHH, you got zohaibed!!
2. Zohaib killed you in counterstrike!, you're the biggest NOOB EVER!!!

by Homer March 26, 2005

Yukdonalds

Any eating establishment with golden arches.

Just look down the street

by Homer November 10, 2003

Fandango

A catchall for words that one doesn't know how to spell. Interchangeable with hobocamp.

"Um, Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?"

"Fandango...? No, hobocamp. Hobocamp!"

by Homer April 23, 2004

Roll

Stating your philosophical stance on a situation with a affirmative predisposition.

That's how I roll.
i.e.-Jack black kicking Will Ferrel's dog over the bridge after Ferrel ruined Black's motorcycle, then stating to Ferrel, "thats how I roll".

"you aint got my cash, I'll bust a cap in your ass. Yeah nigga, thats how I roll."

by Homer November 22, 2004

Catsmeow

A pussy liquor (pussy licker)

A liquor that smells and tastes like a clean, sweet, young, hot, wet, woman/girl. (check local statutes for legal age.)

by Homer November 10, 2003

Monhoney

A man waiting outside a Walmart saying "Come on honey"

Any Walmart anywhere!

by Homer November 10, 2003

ouch

pain or suffering due to stupidity.

I said OUCH when I was clotheslined by the wire that I did not see until it was two feet away from me.

by Homer April 5, 2004