Homer's definitions

Monhoney

A man waiting outside a Walmart saying "Come on honey"

Any Walmart anywhere!

by Homer November 10, 2003

ouch

pain or suffering due to stupidity.

I said OUCH when I was clotheslined by the wire that I did not see until it was two feet away from me.

by Homer April 5, 2004

Defrag

the DEFRAGMENTOR
aka excuses

Defrag> WTF? shit my brother been using the pc, and moved my keyboard 1cm to the left, fuckin mousemat in a different place and now my aim is like (1)player

by homer April 6, 2003

shilock

A jewish pawn broker, desparate to make money. willing to go to far lengths for short sighted monetary success. no sanctaty in his trade, willing to sell his mother

that shilock damn near got my arm for that that watch

by Homer February 5, 2005

kujan

To achieve musical excellence

I thought his set was gonna be rubbish but man did he Kujan it!

by Homer November 20, 2004

Crapateria

That food place at work or in jail.

Crappy cafeteria

by Homer November 10, 2003

mac's

Cliftons phinest phood

mac's is the shit, we had it bad for munchies and cottonmouth and had-a goto
macs for sum a-dat whoop ass Zaaaaa.
Be some thick ass shit, filt me up.

by homer January 15, 2005