Homer's definitions

Roll

Stating your philosophical stance on a situation with a affirmative predisposition.

That's how I roll.
i.e.-Jack black kicking Will Ferrel's dog over the bridge after Ferrel ruined Black's motorcycle, then stating to Ferrel, "thats how I roll".

"you aint got my cash, I'll bust a cap in your ass. Yeah nigga, thats how I roll."

by Homer November 22, 2004

Catsmeow

A pussy liquor (pussy licker)

A liquor that smells and tastes like a clean, sweet, young, hot, wet, woman/girl. (check local statutes for legal age.)

by Homer November 10, 2003

Defrag

the DEFRAGMENTOR
aka excuses

Defrag> WTF? shit my brother been using the pc, and moved my keyboard 1cm to the left, fuckin mousemat in a different place and now my aim is like (1)player

by homer April 6, 2003

shilock

A jewish pawn broker, desparate to make money. willing to go to far lengths for short sighted monetary success. no sanctaty in his trade, willing to sell his mother

that shilock damn near got my arm for that that watch

by Homer February 5, 2005

ouch

pain or suffering due to stupidity.

I said OUCH when I was clotheslined by the wire that I did not see until it was two feet away from me.

by Homer April 5, 2004

Monhoney

A man waiting outside a Walmart saying "Come on honey"

Any Walmart anywhere!

by Homer November 10, 2003

SLR5000

It is the best car

It goes fast

by Homer July 29, 2003