A feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2 that adds a better Firewall, automatic updates, and annoying alerts if you don't have anti-virus software installed.
Bill Gates: Liek omg!! Security Center rulezzzz!!!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!
Average user: Oh, do you mean that control panel that slows down your PC even more? That shit is trashed!
by Home slice May 21, 2005
1) Mrs. Buchhalter is a librarian!
2) Mrs. Buchhalter is such a fuckhalter!
3) Stop being a fuckhalter, Andrew Skinny Arms
2) Mrs. Buchhalter is such a fuckhalter!
3) Stop being a fuckhalter, Andrew Skinny Arms
by Home slice October 10, 2004
Like a shittier version of Comcast, however Verizon is a phone and DSL company, while Comcast provides cable television and internet services.
Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.
Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.
Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.
Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.
Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.
Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.
Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon has a monopoly similar to Comcast's. Wouldn't it be funny if they merged and then you'd have even FEWER choices for internet access?
by Home slice August 22, 2005
Scott Ryder's and William Dole's website. It has pretty much everything on it. Polls, funny pictures, and overall funnyness and entertainment...
by Home slice December 24, 2004
by Home slice May 03, 2005
A cross dresser. Most transvestites are NOT homosexuals, however.
Official definition from the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language:
A person who dresses and acts in a style or manner traditionally associated with the opposite sex.
Official definition from the American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language:
A person who dresses and acts in a style or manner traditionally associated with the opposite sex.
Joe is a transvestite, because he dresses like a girl.
Mary is a transvestite, because she dresses like a guy.
Mary is a transvestite, because she dresses like a guy.
by Home slice August 19, 2005
1) Did you see that episode of Dora the Explorer?
2) Your mom and I played Dora the Explorer last night; it was off da chain!
2) Your mom and I played Dora the Explorer last night; it was off da chain!
by Home slice June 25, 2005