6 definitions by HolyFatherFucka
In the Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien, Nazgul are the most deadly servants that Sauron has. Despite the fact throughout the entire series the Nazgul are dreaded by everyone, the Nazgul are proven to be extremely easy to kill to the disappointment of the viewers.
Nazgul: No man can kill me.
Eowyn: I am no man *stab*
Nazgul: *shrieks and dies*
Viewer: What. The. Fuck.
Eowyn: I am no man *stab*
Nazgul: *shrieks and dies*
Viewer: What. The. Fuck.
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
What you and me are doing right now.
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
Random words you put in the tags area while adding a new word on Urban Dictionary when you can't think of anything to tag.
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
One of the major characters in J.R.R Tolkien's Lord of the Rings that doesn't deserve half the credit for the destruction of the ring. He does pretty much nothing but get rescued by Samwise Gamgee after being on verge of death.
If anything, it's Sam who should be the most recognized member of the Fellowship of the Ring. He's the one that kept Frodo alive in the journey, tried to convince Frodo that Gollum was actually evil, and carried Frodo up to Mt. Doom.
If anything, it's Sam who should be the most recognized member of the Fellowship of the Ring. He's the one that kept Frodo alive in the journey, tried to convince Frodo that Gollum was actually evil, and carried Frodo up to Mt. Doom.
Frodo: *gets stabbed by Nazgul* AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Sam: OH NUHH MR FRODO!!!
Frodo: *gets poisoned by the huge spider thing and passes out*
Sam: (to the spider thing) OH NO YOU DONT TOUCH HIM
Frodo: *stares at the ring*
Sam: Destroy it Mr Frodo!!
Frodo: No. It's mine. MY PRECIOUS.
Gollum: *leaps on Frodo*
Frodo: *puts ring on and turns invisible*
Gollum: *bites Frodo's finger off*
Frodo: HOLY FUUUUUKKKKKK!!!!!
Gollum: *jumps up and down with the ring*
Frodo: *pushes Gollum into the volcano probably more for his lost finger than the destruction of the ring*
Gollum: *falls*
Meanwhile, at the gates of Mordor
Either Merry or Pippin or someone else I can't remember who: Frodo did it!!!! *no mention of Sam*
Sam: OH NUHH MR FRODO!!!
Frodo: *gets poisoned by the huge spider thing and passes out*
Sam: (to the spider thing) OH NO YOU DONT TOUCH HIM
Frodo: *stares at the ring*
Sam: Destroy it Mr Frodo!!
Frodo: No. It's mine. MY PRECIOUS.
Gollum: *leaps on Frodo*
Frodo: *puts ring on and turns invisible*
Gollum: *bites Frodo's finger off*
Frodo: HOLY FUUUUUKKKKKK!!!!!
Gollum: *jumps up and down with the ring*
Frodo: *pushes Gollum into the volcano probably more for his lost finger than the destruction of the ring*
Gollum: *falls*
Meanwhile, at the gates of Mordor
Either Merry or Pippin or someone else I can't remember who: Frodo did it!!!! *no mention of Sam*
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
The act of clicking the "Publish" button on Urban Dictionary without even reading the definition first
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010
Tim: What? You think I'm... I'll tell you right now, that I'm as straight as a ruler
Bob: A bendy one.
Bob: A bendy one.
by HolyFatherFucka December 23, 2010