28 definitions by Holly Matronic

a tan annoying little mouse looking singer made famous by myspace that my cousin jeffree HATES because he talked shit on her. she was on one of my favorite shows the showbiz show and she has the most visited pages on myspace. i hate her
by Holly Matronic April 25, 2007
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The new album by Avril Lavigne it was released in 2007 and contains the hit song girlfriend
The Best Damn Thing is The Best Damn Thing
by Holly Matronic April 28, 2007
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A character on fosters home of imaginary friends. He likes chocolate milk and cereal.
Cheese is my fucking hero
by Holly Matronic April 25, 2007
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referring to the sexual postion for lesbains"scissoring"
scissor me timbers we're scissoring!
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
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a game like truth or dare but without the dare because when you get past the age of 12 dares are no fun anymore because everyones done that stupid shit already. in this game its basically you take turns asking each other questions and you have to be honest usually personal questions often relating to sex or sexual things(ex.are you a virgin? how far have you gone?)
when me and jimmy were bored we played the truth game and i learned that he was not a virgin anymore
by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007
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Born july 2nd 1983 she was named after the beatles song "michelle" she is of irish ancestry and eursian as her mother was born in the netherlands. michelle started learning to sing when she was 8 years old when she was only sixteen she released an album without a label called broken bracelet, which was named after a friend of hers gave her a bracelet promising when it broke she would be famous. she released her first album which was an instant bestseller in 2001 called "The Spirit room" her 2nd and perhaps final album as a solo singer was Hotel Paper released in 2003, michelle joined up with her longtime pal jessica harp to form the band the wreckers they made their debut with the song leave the pieces on the one tree hill soundtrack. Michelle is now happily married to her bass player Teddy Landau who is 19 years older than her, she has a one and half year old little girl named owen isabelle.
Michelle Branch made the really popular song "Everywhere"
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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