16 definitions by Holden McCrank

poony

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

I just put that bitch through her poony paces.

by Holden McCrank April 8, 2003

ankle

Extremely bitchy or useless woman. So-called because an ankle is two feet lower than a cunt.

Fuckin' ankle just cut me off!

by Holden McCrank January 31, 2003

sproggenwagon

n. minivan. See sprog

Stupid cunt in the sproggenwagon nearly cut me off.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

jam raid

n. A monthly event which causes tuna town to be inaccessible by the skin boat

Looks like a jam raid! Guess I'll have a bit of hand shandy tonight.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

G and L

n. Abbreviation of "gambled and lost." Refers to fart that comes out with a little something extra.

After that burrito, I figured I had a G and L coming on; I went for it and lost.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

dutch wife

n. Blow-up doll. Orig.: Dutch people use body-length bolsters to sleep with...or so they claim.

Going home to visit the Dutch wife.

by Holden McCrank April 22, 2003

caps

n. bullets

Let's peel some caps back, yo.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003