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It’s okay to be white, but I sure am making my friends incredibly nervous by not saying it’s okay to not be white!
by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2021
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Fjdlkahfluahl I was up all night with Ash and Lulu video gayming at Celeste while discussing Danganronpa headcanons and eating Oreos,,,and how are you? ?
by Hogtrude Parker January 29, 2021
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In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
On January 20, 2017, SCP-5004-B was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States. During the inauguration, which was scarcely attended, Foundation thaumatologists (as well as the three remaining members of the Metaphysical Club) confirmed that SCP-5004-A did begin to manifest in the baseline universe. However, as expected the entity was immediately affected by SCP-5004-B, which reduced SCP-5004-A's size considerably, likely as a defense mechanism against SCP-5004-B. The entity, now visible on infrared but otherwise invisible and intangible, came to rest above the head of SCP-5004-B where it stayed, curled into a tight fetal position roughly 2m in diameter.
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1. Intoxicated; drunk. (chiefly British usage)
2. Very annoyed; angry. (chiefly American usage)
verb
1. Past tense of "piss," meaning "to urinate."
1. Intoxicated; drunk. (chiefly British usage)
2. Very annoyed; angry. (chiefly American usage)
verb
1. Past tense of "piss," meaning "to urinate."
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A self-professed “ethical vegan hatespace” and vegan meme page on Reddit where it is against the rules for non-vegans to post, it is where vegans go to vent their general baseline misanthropy for about 99% of the world population, gatekeep veganism and throw away the key, and tell each other to “be very careful John 👍.” The community happily leans into every vegan stereotype in the books, sincerely uses the term “carnist” and variations of it on the regular, hates Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods for doing animal testing, and accuses r/vegan of carnist boot-licking.
TL;DR: The largest subreddit for people whose ideology matches that of the Animal Liberation Front.
A self-professed “ethical vegan hatespace” and vegan meme page on Reddit where it is against the rules for non-vegans to post, it is where vegans go to vent their general baseline misanthropy for about 99% of the world population, gatekeep veganism and throw away the key, and tell each other to “be very careful John 👍.” The community happily leans into every vegan stereotype in the books, sincerely uses the term “carnist” and variations of it on the regular, hates Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods for doing animal testing, and accuses r/vegan of carnist boot-licking.
TL;DR: The largest subreddit for people whose ideology matches that of the Animal Liberation Front.
The most highly-upvoted r/vegancirclejerk post of 2021 was a screenshot of a post from Alex J. O’Connor on Twitter about how the satirical subreddit r/DogDiet, which was about “all things dog meat,” was banned from Reddit, but r/bbq and r/meat remain unbanned. The post warns r/bbq and r/meat posters to “just make sure you don’t post the wrong animal, you might get banned.”
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The game is a sequel of sorts to the 1983 arcade game “Bros.” and was followed by two separate games titled Super Bros. 2, one in Japan in 1986 later retitled “Super Bros: The Lost Levels” overseas, and one internationally in 1988 that was chiefly “Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic” modified to feature Luigi, Peach, and Peach’s advisor Toad as the playable characters (strangely removing the character Imajin or anyone who played the same as him entirely.)
While Bros. was the first Luigi game, Super Bros. is generally cited as the game that kicked off the success of the Luigi franchise, including platformer hits such as Super World, Super 64, Super Galaxy, Super 3D World, and Super Odyssey, as well as spin-offs such as the Kart series started by Super Kart in 1992 and the Luigi series started by Luigi: Superstar Saga in 2003.
The game is a sequel of sorts to the 1983 arcade game “Bros.” and was followed by two separate games titled Super Bros. 2, one in Japan in 1986 later retitled “Super Bros: The Lost Levels” overseas, and one internationally in 1988 that was chiefly “Yume Kōjō: Doki Doki Panic” modified to feature Luigi, Peach, and Peach’s advisor Toad as the playable characters (strangely removing the character Imajin or anyone who played the same as him entirely.)
While Bros. was the first Luigi game, Super Bros. is generally cited as the game that kicked off the success of the Luigi franchise, including platformer hits such as Super World, Super 64, Super Galaxy, Super 3D World, and Super Odyssey, as well as spin-offs such as the Kart series started by Super Kart in 1992 and the Luigi series started by Luigi: Superstar Saga in 2003.
I spent my morning listen to SiIvaGunner’s rips of Super Bros. music and wondering why it’s called Super Bros. when Luigi doesn’t have any brothers.
by Hogtrude Parker April 1, 2021
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