Hogtrude Parker's definitions
1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021
Get the The Talkmug. Playing video games while being someone who is LGBT+, being in the company people who are LGBT+, and/or perhaps being a very, VERY enthusiastic LGBT+ ally (enough to enthusiastically consider “gay” a compliment).
Fjdlkahfluahl I was up all night with Ash and Lulu video gayming at Celeste while discussing Danganronpa headcanons and eating Oreos,,,and how are you? ?
by Hogtrude Parker January 29, 2021
Get the Video gaymingmug. “You want a cigarette?”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”
by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2021
Get the cigarettemug. A generic, idiomatic name (like “John Doe” or “Parson Brown”) for a very gullible man, especially on the internet.
“I mean, it said I wouldn’t believe it!” said Thomas Dipshit when asked why he shared an article just titled “YOU WON’T BELIEVE” with all his friends on Facebook.
Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.
Listen, you can’t just go around and try to tell those guys chocolate milk comes from a brown cow and just hope every last one of them is Thomas Dipshit.
by Hogtrude Parker June 20, 2021
Get the Thomas Dipshitmug. A term used by conservative internet users to favourably describe their own sociopolitical viewpoints; at its most basic level, it means to have been made aware of something obscure or forbidden.
It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” ironically written and directed by two transgender women, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in. The red pill itself is believed to have been been modeled after red Premarin-brand tablets, popular as estrogen-boosting medication for transgender women in the 1990s.
Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”
It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” ironically written and directed by two transgender women, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in. The red pill itself is believed to have been been modeled after red Premarin-brand tablets, popular as estrogen-boosting medication for transgender women in the 1990s.
Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”
I’m based and redpilled, so the only vidya I play are apolitical masterpieces like Doom, Bioshock, and Dead or Alive!
by Hogtrude Parker March 22, 2021
Get the redpilledmug. United States President Donald John Trump.
In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
On January 20, 2017, SCP-5004-B was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States. During the inauguration, which was scarcely attended, Foundation thaumatologists (as well as the three remaining members of the Metaphysical Club) confirmed that SCP-5004-A did begin to manifest in the baseline universe. However, as expected the entity was immediately affected by SCP-5004-B, which reduced SCP-5004-A's size considerably, likely as a defense mechanism against SCP-5004-B. The entity, now visible on infrared but otherwise invisible and intangible, came to rest above the head of SCP-5004-B where it stayed, curled into a tight fetal position roughly 2m in diameter.
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
Get the SCP-5004-Bmug. by Hogtrude Parker June 7, 2021
Get the get shotmug.