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Video gayming

Playing video games while being someone who is LGBT+, being in the company people who are LGBT+, and/or perhaps being a very, VERY enthusiastic LGBT+ ally (enough to enthusiastically consider “gay” a compliment).
Fjdlkahfluahl I was up all night with Ash and Lulu video gayming at Celeste while discussing Danganronpa headcanons and eating Oreos,,,and how are you? ?
by Hogtrude Parker January 29, 2021
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femboy

A boy who presents femininely.

Roughly the opposite of a tomboy.
“Is that a skirt in your closet, Zach?”
Yeah, you didn’t know I’m a femboy?”
“…Guess I didn’t.”
by Hogtrude Parker November 27, 2021
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cigarette

A magic wand used for summoning a bus at the bus stop.
“You want a cigarette?”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”
by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2021
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black lives matter

The radical notion that a black person should be able to come into contact with a police officer and survive.
Philando Castile was shot by a cop in front of his girlfriend and her daughter just for informing him he had a legally-owned gun in the car? Oh, that’s messed up. Black lives matter.
by Hogtrude Parker December 13, 2021
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The Talk

1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021
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Forced diversity

When someone who isn’t white (or who isn’t straight, or especially who is transgender) is present in a popular film, television show, or video game.
Since when could the magical elves in this video game be BLACK PEOPLE? All this forced diversity nonsense, man…
by Hogtrude Parker February 3, 2021
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SCP-5004-B

United States President Donald John Trump.

In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
On January 20, 2017, SCP-5004-B was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States. During the inauguration, which was scarcely attended, Foundation thaumatologists (as well as the three remaining members of the Metaphysical Club) confirmed that SCP-5004-A did begin to manifest in the baseline universe. However, as expected the entity was immediately affected by SCP-5004-B, which reduced SCP-5004-A's size considerably, likely as a defense mechanism against SCP-5004-B. The entity, now visible on infrared but otherwise invisible and intangible, came to rest above the head of SCP-5004-B where it stayed, curled into a tight fetal position roughly 2m in diameter.
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
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