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by Hogtrude Parker November 27, 2021
Get the femboy mug.“You want a cigarette?”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”
by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2021
Get the cigarette mug.Have you seen all those videos of people getting yoinked at the airport after being identified as Wednesday warriors? What were they expecting, a visit from the Tooth Fairy?
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
Get the Wednesday warrior mug.It’s okay to be white, but I sure am making my friends incredibly nervous by not saying it’s okay to not be white!
by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2021
Get the It’s okay to be white mug.United States President Donald John Trump.
In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
In the lore of the SCP Foundation, Donald Trump is a naturally powerful “reality sink” that the SCP Foundation, a secretive organization tasked with protecting the world from supernatural threats, pulls strings behind the scenes to have elected president after learning of the existence of “Old Gorman,” or SCP-5004-A, a demon sealed beneath the United States Capitol Building with a 100-year-long spell in 1916, and concluding (much to their dismay) that Trump being President, which would drain Old Gorman’s power, is the only viable way to stop the demon from breaking free and destroying the east coast.
On January 20, 2017, SCP-5004-B was inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States. During the inauguration, which was scarcely attended, Foundation thaumatologists (as well as the three remaining members of the Metaphysical Club) confirmed that SCP-5004-A did begin to manifest in the baseline universe. However, as expected the entity was immediately affected by SCP-5004-B, which reduced SCP-5004-A's size considerably, likely as a defense mechanism against SCP-5004-B. The entity, now visible on infrared but otherwise invisible and intangible, came to rest above the head of SCP-5004-B where it stayed, curled into a tight fetal position roughly 2m in diameter.
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
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Get the get shot mug.The radical notion that a black person should be able to come into contact with a police officer and survive.
Philando Castile was shot by a cop in front of his girlfriend and her daughter just for informing him he had a legally-owned gun in the car? Oh, that’s messed up. Black lives matter.
by Hogtrude Parker December 13, 2021
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