Hogtrude Parker's definitions

get shot

Something Allen doesn’t do.

“Did anyone get shot last night?”
“Not Allen.”

by Hogtrude Parker June 7, 2021

ice cream

Why are you looking up “ice cream” on Urban Dictionary?

One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…

by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021

carnie

1. a carnival worker, especially a carnival barker.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.

1. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.

by Hogtrude Parker April 15, 2021

Mills bills

1. Million dollars.
2. Million of another currency consisting of printed banknotes (bills).

Marzipan! I won a mills bills!

by Hogtrude Parker January 9, 2021

cigarette

A magic wand used for summoning a bus at the bus stop.

“You want a cigarette?”
“No way, buddy. I’m on my way to an audition, gotta take care of my lungs.”
“Don’t worry, you won’t get to actually smoke up! The bus is gonna show up as soon as I light it and you won’t get the chance.”

by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2021

Video gayming

Playing video games while being someone who is LGBT+, being in the company people who are LGBT+, and/or perhaps being a very, VERY enthusiastic LGBT+ ally (enough to enthusiastically consider “gay” a compliment).

Fjdlkahfluahl I was up all night with Ash and Lulu video gayming at Celeste while discussing Danganronpa headcanons and eating Oreos,,,and how are you? ?

by Hogtrude Parker January 29, 2021

femboy

A boy who presents femininely.

Roughly the opposite of a tomboy.

“Is that a skirt in your closet, Zach?”
“Yeah, you didn’t know I’m a femboy?”
“…Guess I didn’t.”

by Hogtrude Parker November 27, 2021