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redpilled

A term used by conservative internet users to favourably describe their own sociopolitical viewpoints; at its most basic level, it means to have been made aware of something obscure or forbidden.

It originates from 1999 film “The Matrix,” ironically written and directed by two transgender women, in a scene where the protagonist is offered a choice between a literal blue pill to “wake up…and believe whatever he wants to believe” and a red pill to “stay in Wonderland, …be shown deep the rabbit hole goes,” and join a rebellion against the simulated reality he lives in. The red pill itself is believed to have been been modeled after red Premarin-brand tablets, popular as estrogen-boosting medication for transgender women in the 1990s.

Has exactly the same denotation and exactly the opposite connotation as “woke.”
I’m based and redpilled, so the only vidya I play are apolitical masterpieces like Doom, Bioshock, and Dead or Alive!
by Hogtrude Parker March 22, 2021
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person of color

Catch-all term for somebody who isn’t white.
“So anyway, I got blurped over a busted brake light last night. I was freaked out until I remembered I’m not a person of color.”
“You mean you remembered you’re not black?”
“Well, I’d still be worried if I was, like, Latino or Arab or something.”
by Hogtrude Parker January 1, 2022
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gay keymash

See gay keyboard mashing.

The result of randomly (or not-so-randomly) mashing one’s keyboard to signify laughter or shock. Most prominently seen in queer Generation Z online culture.
this website says I’m the same personality type as Flowey and Twitter lmao”
“FDSKJFFJK THE ENTIRETY TWITTER;;”
“yes lol nice gay keymash”
by Hogtrude Parker December 2, 2021
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Mills bills

1. Million dollars.
2. Million of another currency consisting of printed banknotes (bills).
Marzipan! I won a mills bills!
by Hogtrude Parker January 9, 2021
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carnie

1. a carnival worker, especially a carnival barker.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.
1. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.
by Hogtrude Parker April 15, 2021
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Forced diversity

When someone who isn’t white (or who isn’t straight, or especially who is transgender) is present in a popular film, television show, or video game.
Since when could the magical elves in this video game be BLACK PEOPLE? All this forced diversity nonsense, man…
by Hogtrude Parker February 3, 2021
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The Talk

1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021
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