Hogtrude Parker's definitions

feminist

Someone who can make sexism their bitch.

“A crying lady! I’ll help you. I’m a feminist! I’ll make sexism my bitch! Sexism will be like, ‘Ooh, Xavier! You’re so strooong… Kissy kissy! You can hit me! I like it!’”

by Hogtrude Parker December 5, 2021

NFT

An expensive fake receipt, typically for a procedurally-generated digital image of something stupid and paid for with cryptocurrency. Short for “non-fungible token.”

Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.

“I hope you die.”
“Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”

by Hogtrude Parker January 19, 2022

It’s okay to be white

A factual, non-racist statement that is very popular with racists.

It’s okay to be white, but I sure am making my friends incredibly nervous by not saying it’s okay to not be white!

by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2021

Mills bills

1. Million dollars.
2. Million of another currency consisting of printed banknotes (bills).

Marzipan! I won a mills bills!

by Hogtrude Parker January 9, 2021

ice cream

Why are you looking up “ice cream” on Urban Dictionary?

One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…

by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021

dipshit

Somebody who is sufficiently lacking in common sense or common decency, especially both.

Synonymous with “jackass.”

“Some dipshit ate my last falafel.”
“That was you.”
“Exactly!”

by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2022

Pissed

adjective
1. Intoxicated; drunk. (chiefly British usage)
2. Very annoyed; angry. (chiefly American usage)

verb
1. Past tense of "piss," meaning "to urinate."

Tom is very pissed at the fact that he got pissed last night and pissed himself.

by Hogtrude Parker May 30, 2016