Hogtrude Parker's definitions
When someone who isn’t white (or who isn’t straight, or especially who is transgender) is present in a popular film, television show, or video game.
Since when could the magical elves in this video game be BLACK PEOPLE? All this forced diversity nonsense, man…
by Hogtrude Parker February 3, 2021
Get the Forced diversity mug.1. (in white families) when parents teach their children where babies come from.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
2. (in black families) when parents teach their children about racism and the criminal justice system.
“I was only six when parents gave me the Talk.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
“The birds and the bees?”
“No, the badges and the bullets.”
by Hogtrude Parker March 21, 2021
Get the The Talk mug.It’s okay to be white, but I sure am making my friends incredibly nervous by not saying it’s okay to not be white!
by Hogtrude Parker January 25, 2021
Get the It’s okay to be white mug.Have you seen all those videos of people getting yoinked at the airport after being identified as Wednesday warriors? What were they expecting, a visit from the Tooth Fairy?
by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021
Get the Wednesday warrior mug.Thanks to feminism, I get to slog through the process of voting and worry about paying a mortgage like every other sorry sap!
by Hogtrude Parker December 13, 2021
Get the feminism mug.A feminine girl.
Like a femboy, but a girl as opposed to a boy. Or like a tomboy, but feminine as opposed to masculine, if you’d rather go that route.
Like a femboy, but a girl as opposed to a boy. Or like a tomboy, but feminine as opposed to masculine, if you’d rather go that route.
by Hogtrude Parker December 10, 2021
Get the femgirl mug.An expensive fake receipt, typically for a procedurally-generated digital image of something stupid and paid for with cryptocurrency. Short for “non-fungible token.”
Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.
Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.
“I hope you die.”
“Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”
“Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”
by Hogtrude Parker January 19, 2022
Get the NFT mug.