5 definitions by Hobby-less
by Hobby-less March 14, 2017
When you take a heavy shit, and the water splashes back up, soaking your butthole. Usually in reference to an overused port-o-jon.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.
AKA stank water wash, mud cleanse, poor man's bidet.
There's nothing worse that dropping a duce in a port-o-jon that hasn't been pumped out in weeks, and getting a splash back.
by Hobby-less October 21, 2017
When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.
Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.
by Hobby-less May 21, 2017
by Hobby-less December 27, 2016
by Hobby-less December 30, 2016