HmmfCreator's definitions

Ness

A nickname which originates from the word 'Efflochness' which is another nickname typically used between two bffs. One bff is 'Loch' and the other is 'Ness.'

These types of nicknames share strong similarities with the primary bff nick-names, 'bee' and 'eff.'

Jen: Hey loch!
Mary: Hey ness!
Jen: Do you think our nicknames are starting to get a bit weird?
Mary: Yep.

by HmmfCreator May 28, 2009

Hardcore

The core of all hardness.

Ed: Dave is just so...
Ben: Hardcore?
Ed: yeah...

by HmmfCreator May 29, 2009

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Hoy

An alternative way of saying, 'Hey' or 'Hi' which originated in conversations between two BFFs.

Mary:'HOY!!'
Jen: Hey... i mean hoy...

Jen: That HoyGirl is SO ANNOYING.
Sally: Yeah wtf is Hoy?
Jen: I don't know i just go along with it.

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Wub

A cuter, and quite frankly less awkward/gay way of saying 'love.'#
Commonly used between two BFFs.

Mary: 'I wub you bee.'
Jen: 'I wub you too eff.'

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Boy

An alternative way of saying 'Goodbye' or 'Bye'
The opposite of Hoy.

Mary: Hoy!
Jen: Hoy!
Mary: Oh g2g Boy!
Jen: Boy!

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

Bum

The verb 'to bum' is used to describe the act of either, sucking up to, following or loving somebody or something.

'Did you see Jason in class today? He's such a teacher's pet he totally loves to bum Mr Matthews, its sick.'

'Oh em gee sarah was totally bumming Emily alll yesterday! They were stuck to each other like glue and i mean woah they arn't even bffs!'

Sally: I bum you!
Melanie: I bum you too!

Elle: I BUM ZAC EFRON!

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009