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by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
Get the Boy mug.Susan is a fictional character on the tv show 'Friends.' She is the life partner of Carol Willick, the lesbian ex-wife of Ross. Alternative names include Susan and Susan Bunch-Willick.
In the pilot episode we find out that Carol and Ross have split up because she is in fact a lesbian and has been carrying out a lesbian affair with Susan. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.
In the pilot episode we find out that Carol and Ross have split up because she is in fact a lesbian and has been carrying out a lesbian affair with Susan. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.
Susan: There's Father's Day, there's Mother's Day, there's no Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: (talking about the baby's surname) Wait a minute, why is she in the title?
Susan: Because it's my baby, too.
Ross: That's funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!
Ross: (inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: (talking about the baby's surname) Wait a minute, why is she in the title?
Susan: Because it's my baby, too.
Ross: That's funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!
Ross: (inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
Get the Susan Bunch mug.Yemen is a country located on the Arabian Peninsula in Southwest Asia.
Yemen is mentioned on an episode of the hit tv show 'Friends' in 'The One Where Old Yeller Dies.'
Dr. Ross Geller: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liqueur?
Carol Willick: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said Yemen.
Yemen is mentioned on an episode of the hit tv show 'Friends' in 'The One Where Old Yeller Dies.'
Dr. Ross Geller: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liqueur?
Carol Willick: Actually, he is getting closer on the talking thing. He can't quite say mama yet, but once he said Yemen.
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
Get the Yemen mug.The word Hmmf is generally used within friendships when a particular friend is in a bad mood, or in a 'hmmf' with the other.
Susan was in a hmmf because her friend Carol was spending all her time with her boyfriend.
Carol: Susan, are you in a hmmf with me?
Susan: No
Carol: Are you sure?
Susan: YES! I AM SURE OK!??!
Carol: Your deffinatly in a hmmf.
Carol: Susan, are you in a hmmf with me?
Susan: No
Carol: Are you sure?
Susan: YES! I AM SURE OK!??!
Carol: Your deffinatly in a hmmf.
by HmmfCreator May 26, 2009
Get the Hmmf mug.An abbreviation of the words, 'Yeah man.' Commonly used between friends and co-workers.
Shares strong similarities with the word, 'Yemen' which is a country located on the Arabian Peninsula in Southwest Asia. Both words are pronounced in the same way, however, possess very different meanings.
Shares strong similarities with the word, 'Yemen' which is a country located on the Arabian Peninsula in Southwest Asia. Both words are pronounced in the same way, however, possess very different meanings.
Jesse: Your still coming to ralphs tonight?
Dave: Yemmen.
Albert: You can go on your lunch-break now.
Sally: YEMMEN!
Daniel: Watching this episode of 'Friends' really makes me want to move to Yemen.
Ben: yemmen.
Dave: Yemmen.
Albert: You can go on your lunch-break now.
Sally: YEMMEN!
Daniel: Watching this episode of 'Friends' really makes me want to move to Yemen.
Ben: yemmen.
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
Get the Yemmen mug.FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.
Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'
by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
Get the FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass mug.A Japanese plant of the Cruciferae family with a thick green root. Known as 'Japanese horseradish', its root is used as a spice and has an extremely strong flavour.
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